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Thailand
This trip started the same way as a few of our other adventures = with an episode of “Somebody Feed Phil.”
Phil, the host of the show, went to Bangkok and made a whole beautiful episode about it.
After watching a most magical hour of television, we declared that we would go someday. We started doing a little bit of research – price, locations, etc. and then put it on the back burner.
Also – like every other trip we’ve taken, this trip was fueled by our need to eat. I should disclose that, as of late, I have fallen desperately in love with Thai food. As in – I make Red Thai Curry once a week and just force my family to eat it with me and smile.
Everybody, eat Thai Curry.
Green or Red, I don’t care.
And then, eat Pad Thai.
Don’t question me.
So, anyway….
When I realized that we had a possible kid-free block of time to get away, that just HAPPENED to be during Thailand’s dry season, it was decided. We began our quest to eat in Thailand.
It was going to happen. I was going to make it happen. I didn’t care if I had to eat peanut butter and jelly for 3 months after. We were going. We worked out the logistics with the kids and booked a flight to Bangkok.
Well…. actually we didn’t just willy-nilly ‘book a flight.’ We actually pulled up the flight, found the times and connections, put all of our information in, and got ready to pay.
And then CHICKENED out and went to bed!
I talked to my friends the next day about it – they got me back on course. Rich came home and we booked our first-ever flights to the other side of the world. Honestly – we were terrified. It sounds easy, but it just wasn’t. Even though we were so excited – it’s just SO FAR. Far away from our home. Far away from where our kids would be. Far from our comfort zone. All of it.
Everything looks good on tv and on your computer screen. It’s easy to watch Phil or Anthony Bourdain. They have teams and people that help them. But for you there’s no real way to know what you’re getting into.
Every once in a while you have to do something that scares the bleep out of you.
I mean…. safely, of course.
But you know, “You only get to go around one time” and all that.
So, off we went. We flew from London to Bangkok, and I got a heavy dose of scary right off the bat with our ride from the airport to our hotel. I became CERTAIN that our cab driver was partially blind. The rear-view mirror had so many decorations hanging from it, he might as well have hung a disco ball. PLUS the entire back window was stuffed to the top with random things – so he couldn’t see out of the back. I’m not always like a super-stickler for the rules, but I’m not exaggerating – we broke multiple “road” “laws.” There was a lot of shoulder driving.
By the time we pulled into our hotel, I was actually vibrating with terror. Anyhoo – we survived, and resolved that we would take public transit back to the airport even if it took twice as long.
By the way – we booked Thai Airlines for this. And I give them a huge thumbs up. Really great service, food, comfort. Two meals – served quickly. Then they blessedly LEFT US ALONE – so we could attempt to sleep. Which if you haven’t done a big flight, is not always the case. There was a foot rest and a good seat recline. The stewardesses changed clothes midway through…. Everything, awesome.
Our hotel had a rooftop restaurant and we decided we should probably eat dinner there.

Ga.. it was so swanky. They had a chair for my purse.

And they served pretty food. And it was all really good.

The staff at this hotel was so over-the-top. I know they are just doing what they think is best to stay competitive, but I have to admit, I was borderline uncomfortable.
Everywhere we went around and inside of the hotel – we were escorted. And when I stood up from dinner to go to the bathroom – I cringed a little because I knew that some one would materialize next to me and escort me to the bathroom.
And sure enough, someone did.
Halfway through our meal, they asked if we would like to switch tables to one with a ‘closer view.’ The table they suggested moving us to was, like, a table and a half in front of where were already sitting and there were no other people in our way. The weather was beautiful, our food was good, we ALREADY had a great view, we were very relaxed and comfortable. We declined their offer – twice. But they insisted. Someone picked up the purse chair. A few other someones magically appeared and moved everything else, and I just floated to another seat. Then they asked if we would like them to take a new picture of us. Why not at this point…. so, here we are at our new table.

Now – I’m not digging on the service people AT ALL. They were amazing. Rich and I have both been servers. We recognize and appreciate good service. And although I felt like they were slightly up-my-butt, they were so kind and genuine and smiley that it was hard to hate it that much.
The great thing about Thailand is that the pound (and the US dollar)- go VERRRRRRRY far here. We would have never stayed in a place this outlandishly luxe in Paris or Rome. But here, we can afford it! And we can pretend to be fancy, and nobody even knows we’re not!
We had just a teeny bit of jet-lag going on. Despite our long travel day and dinner, we were up and ready for the day at about 3:30am. Body clocks are a bitch. This gave us time to be productive, however. Rich sorted out the purchase of a vehicle for us in Illinois, and car insurance while I researched what we should do for the morning.
Then, we were able to take full advantage of the breakfast buffet right when it opened at 6am.
AND THE BREAKFAST BUFFET.
You guys.
You don’t even know.
I could gush and gush for DAYS about this breakfast buffet. It was seriously unlike anything I’ve ever seen in person or on tv. Better than anything in Vegas. Just, seriously, probably the best in the entire world. And since I was too shy to take any pictures – because of the staff army – I won’t really go on about it anymore here. But, just imagine the most beautiful, decadent spread of food. From every asian and European culture. And then add sushi, freshly baked naan. Then a while-you-wait crepe, waffle, and pancake stand. Then an order-your-egg stand. Croissants that rival Paris. Then a PIZZA OVEN.
I still can’t believe it.
I mean, you don’t know what to expect from a “breakfast buffet” in Bangkok, you know?
The setting of the breakfast restaurant too. GAAAA.
Poolside – 20 stories up.
So, moving on – inside the hotel everything is sparkly and amazing and outside at street level, around the corner, it looks like this:


Obviously quite a difference.
The the extremely luxurious right up next to the run down.
For the morning, Rich wanted to go to the Chattachak Market. It’s a famous weekend market that has everything under the sun. It’s also a good dose of culture. The elevated train provided us with a great view of the city on the way.
We only went the wrong way on the train one time.
The city is absolutely sprawling. And again – there would be a high rise next or a sparkly shopping center butted right up against a shack, slum, or dark alley. It was hard for me to get used to.

We arrived at the market and stopped at the first stall we saw serving Mango Sticky rice. Mango Sticky rice was on the absolute have-to-eat list. It’s a sweet sticky rice, served with fresh Thai mango and a little bit of ice cream. This really isn’t something we can get -or even make – at home. It’s so special and so Thai. WE LOVE IT LONG TIME. As we went on with our trip, and continued to eat Mango Sticky rice daily…. sometime twice daily….. we realized that this first one was the best. They were all excellent. But this one, the way they’ve got it layered so you can eat it while you walk – gives it the edge. It all melts down on top of itself and YUM yum YUM YUM!
This delicious dessert for two set us back $2.


We ate and wound our way around the vast market.
Endless stalls. Some touristy things, but mostly not.
Just a lot of everything, crammed in like sardines.










Rich wanted to stop and try the fried octopus. This was his face before he tried it. Doesn’t he look happy? He was not happy after he tried it. Haha – not everything in Thailand is delicious.


We meandered around. I bought soap and art and trinkets for the kids. Then we found our way to the food area.




And this, right here, where the ducks are hanging down dripping fat – and you might spot a few fire hazards – is where we ate lunch. In the middle of a loud, crazy, food hall.


Pad Thai was our first, natural choice.
What it lacks in presentation, it more than makes up for in taste. Holy moly.
We split this, and that was a mistake.
Anyway – plate of delicious freshly-made-by-expert Pad Thai at market = $1.89

We left and took the sky train. Then we walked back to the hotel, where I snuck a couple pictures of how street food looks.


Walking the short distance from the SkyTrain to the hotel, we passed 5 massage parlors. They had their services and prices posted out on the sidewalk. We started doing the conversions in our head… they were offering 1 hour massages for about £8 ($10). Normally – I wouldn’t have considered such a thing in such a place. But thankfully we had done our research. Thai massage is like a hotdog in New York or beer in Germany. It’s what the people do. It’s a culture thing. They are offered on every corner of every street. Prices are low and quality is high. I mean, if you want, you can pay for an expensive massage – inside your fancy hotel. It will cost four or five times as much. But if you want to be one with the people.. and your wallet, you get an authentic Thai massage for $10 down on the street.
And that is exactly what we did.
Our feet were a little tired from the market and we had just enough time for an hour massage to refresh us before our evening activity.
We walked into the massage parlor and ordered a couples massage. They took us to one of the rooms and then shut the curtains. There were two mats on the floor and a little pile of clothes on each mat. The clothes looked sort of like medical scrubs. They were the color tan. We took a guess that maybe we were supposed to put the tan scrubs on. I still don’t really know if were supposed to, but we did. And then the Thai people entered and began.
I quickly learned that Thai massage is very…..stretchy…. in comparison to other types. My little lady bent me all kinds of ways. She sat on my back and pulled my arms backward. She put her feet on my thighs and pulled my feet up. Since we were on the floor, that gave her all kinds of access and leverage. I mean… it was like a part rub down and part extreme stretch. It was foldy and bendy.
As soon as I realized what we were doing, I was worried about Rich. He is NOT the most flexible. This is known. I was worried he was going to be in so much pain. I turned my head to look at him, and when I did I saw a small Thai man crouched on top of my husband’s back. Pressing and pressing. Working hard into Rich’s shoulders. Rich had his eyes closed so it was hard for me to read him. But he made a few grunts…. and only one cry of pain. If you had a tight spot – those people found it. Like a blood hound. And then they just “massaged” it until you cry. I remember willing myself to relax my trapezoid. “Just relax it. Melt it. Just melt it. Smooth it out. She won’t find it. She won’t. Just relax the entire area. Please don’t let her find. AH! She found it. It hurts so bad. Jesus Christ! How strong is this lady!”
At the end, each masseuse sat on the floor and cradled our head in their lap.
Sounds intimate. Because it is. But you just let them do that. You don’t question it, ok. They hold your head and they massage it.
When all was done, I felt relaxed and loose with only one real tense spot. And surprisingly, Rich felt good as well. He admitted that it hurt, but that maybe he’d like to go again tomorrow and ‘get better at it.’
This whole experience cost us about $28.
Our afternoon/night activity was a Chef’s Tour of the backstreets of Bangkok. I heard about this from a blog I read. Turns out, it’s INCREDIBLE. Instead of visiting any other “tourist” places in Bangkok, we placed our priorities in eating. We figure that’s a good dose of culture. Knowing where and what to eat on your ONE DAY in Bangkok is completely overwhelming. This tour had great reviews, and we had booked in advance. It was a no-brainer for us. I’m so glad I found it.
We took a TukTuk to get to our tour meeting spot. And, I was much more relaxed in that than in the cab.


We met our tour group – which literally consisted of 3 other American couples – in the China town of Bangkok.

We met in a hotel on this major road. Then our guide rounded us up and took us around the corner. When they said the tour was ‘backstreet,’ they meant it.

This is our tour guide. His name is Nuuht (pronounced Nut) and he’s been a chef for 20 years. He also grew up right in China Town. When he took us to this first stop on the tour, he introduced the woman behind the steaming pot, and told us she’d been making him noodles right here since he was 8 years old. Can you believe that? And, naturally, the noodles she served us – cooked somehow right in her little back alley corner were incredible. It was a wonderful way to start the tour.

Our guide proceeded to lead us around for FOUR HOURS and we absolutely ATE OUR FACES OFF. Somethings were better than others, I will admit. And some things were so spicy we really couldn’t even eat them. Some of us on the tour did better than others. We had… maybe 17 different things… Tea, Dumplings, Guava fruit, more noodles!, soy sauce ice cream, chicken, wheat grass, pork, more, more, more, and more. And then, finally, Mango Sticky Rice of course.
And Chinese donuts with green vanilla sauce served from the only donut cart in Bangkok to receive a Michelin Star.

We ate most meals outside, on the side of the road or in an alley either on a chair or a stool or crowded around a small table with our tour friends.

In between all the food stops, Nuuht took us through shops that were preparing for Chinese new year, and into a temple, and a history museum.












Being a local that grew up in the area, Nuuht was knowledgable about the culture and the food. He would tell us about the history of the dish we were being served and often tell us about the family who was making it – lots of whom were his friends. He had water bottles for us, which was thoughtful and needed in the heat. Obviously we ate things we’d never eaten, but I was shocked at how many sights and sounds and SMELLS we experienced that neither of us had ever seen/heard/smelled before. We walked through alleys with absolutely disgusting mystery smells. And then we’d turn a corner and smell the most delicious curry kabobs being grilled on an open flame.
Nuuht had a helper person who went ahead of us and waited in line, ordered the food, and procured chairs, stools, or a table for us. We were really really glad to have all that help because most of the menus on the street look like this:

A few highlights of the tour…
We rounded an alley corner and Rich saw this man pulling up noodles, and goes “Oh, I hope we’re eating those.” And we were. And we did.

This was the family run stand where “worker noodles” are served. Named worker noodles because they charged all of 40 cents for a giant bowl of noodles and pork. So they attracted all the workers. Pure gold are the work noodles. I’d pay good money for the broth alone.



A surprisingly delicious treat: soy sauce ice cream!

Towards the end of our tour we walked through a market street that was closing down for the day. It was quiet. And in one of the cramped little shops, the owners were huddled around a steaming noodle pot, eating dinner with their two girls dressed in pink and grandma on the side.
It made me so happy to see it. I creeped a picture of them so I could remember it forever.

This is our group of adventurous eaters. At the end of the tour, at the only proper table we sat at all night.

When we were done, it was night-time in China town. Which meant a whole new level of crazy.
I have never eaten so much in a four hour time span. I felt like I was on some sort of competitive eating show. Needless to say, when all was said and done, there wasn’t much else we could do but take a TukTuk back to the hotel and go to bed.



Here is the link to the tour we took:
https://achefstour.com/tour/bangkok-food-tour
We were always able to talk to the kids before we went to bed, because our night was their morning. They were living their best life.







We woke up the next day and spent the morning being leisurely and eating the amazing buffet again. We had a flight to catch, but not until 1:00. And, despite my vow to never get in a Bangkok cab again, we decided to get one back to the airport. Second time – not near as bad.
The hotel booked us a limo driver. That’s a technicality.
We were heading out of the hustle bustle of Bangkok down to the “islands” of Thailand. More specifically, Phuket.
The scene here was quite different. On the way to our resort, it looked basically like this:






(Yes, your eyes are correct, that’s a scooter with two adults, a child, and a new born actually in mothers arms.)
So anyway – once again the contrast was stark between the resort areas and the surrounding areas. More stark of a contrast than I anticipated to be honest.
Phuket is a big island with lots of different style beaches. We weren’t sure if we wanted a lively party beach or a calm secluded one, so we split our time there in between two hotels.
We checked into the first resort, which was supposed to be the upscale, calm, retreat style beach.
We had a little meal. Curry and mango sticky rice, of course. Even though we were in a “luxe” area, we decided to stay at a lower priced, more basic, resort. We caught a good deal, of course.
The beach was calm and beautiful. And the room was stark, but functional.



After our meal, Rich wanted to try to find another inexpensive massage. So, we went out on the (slightly dangerous) trek down to the street in search of a massage parlor. We found three immediately. We entered the third one we found and booked an hour massage. For the hour for both of us was about $40, including tip.





I even snuck a few pictures.
And to keep me honest, I took a picture of the prices.

These massage prices were a little bit more than we paid in Bangkok – assuming because we were out on the island. But, regardless of the price increase from the city, we got folded and molded and stretched for second time. This one did not have uniforms for us to wear, but did include ear flicking.
And afterward, Rich said “I want to come back here again tomorrow. Get another massage. And I’m going to win next time.”
I strolled through a Seven Eleven…. even in a small island in Thailand, a few American comforts can be found.





Ok, then we returned to our room for the evening.
And this is where our plans started to changed a little.
There were ants in our room.
Not a big deal. It’s a tropical island. It’s part of the deal. The staff came and sprayed.
The end.



And then we got up and went down for breakfast.
And it was stale pastries, questionable food sanitation, and basic drinks.
There wasn’t much I felt like I wanted to eat.







We forged on.
The Thai laws are very strict on beach chairs, so I had bought these blowy-air-up chairs at SevenEleven. The trek down to the beach involved climbing down rocks.
But this beach.
I mean, forget it.


All beaches are public in Thailand, and this one definitely felt like it.
As we sat on the beach at our secluded, discount luxury resort, we found ourselves disappointed.
And I asked Rich “Do you want to consider switching hotels?”
Without hesitation, he replied “Yes.”
Here’s the thing….
The food did me in. Our first meal in the restaurant was only ok. It was really expensive and service was terrible. The one and only terrible service in Thailand.
Then, breakfast was terrible.
I don’t mind being in a “basic” hotel. And I wanted to be in a secluded location. But, if I’m secluded, the food has to be great. If my only options are expensive, slow, restaurant and stale bad breakfast – I’m not happy. The only other way for us to get food was to trek back down to the street… on foot, on a narrow non-lit, non-sidewalk, on the side of the road.
The beach was beautiful. But the climb down to it was rocky and hard. (by the way – the reviews said this. But I figured since we are young and kidless, we could handle it)
The room was fine. Despite the no-fuss decor, and the ants, I would’ve probably stayed.
But it was the food. When we woke up to that (sorry people) terrible breakfast, I felt despair and disappointment. I know what you’re thinking “Of course you hated it, you just went to breakfast wonderland in Bangkok. Duh.” And that is not it at all. This breakfast was bad all on it’s own.
The whole thing. It’s just not we were looking for. In order to be this secluded – we just needed more.
So, we finished up our time on the sand and went back to the room and booked a different resort for the next two nights.
Done.
We went back down the dangerous road for some GOOD food because we were starving. We asked the people at the massage parlor where to eat and they pointed down the street to this place:

This was the view while we ate.


I know it doesn’t look like much. But, as is often the case, looks can be deceiving.
It was a family run little place. With the son working the tables and the mom working the kitchen. Behind me, Grandma was doing laundry.

Mom working in the kitchen knows how to crush some Pad Thai.
This time we ordered our own plates. Smart.
And fried shrimp.
Whole meal, drinks and tip = $14


After the meal we got another massage.
Winning.
Rich declared himself the winner of his massage this time.
Then is was time to pack up our things and make the switch to our new (hopefully completely amazing) resort.
There was definitely an awkward moment or two telling the staff we were cutting our stay short and that we didn’t need a ride to the airport, but just to another resort up the road… ah… ya…
Now…. we may have over-compensated for our disappointment at the first place.
Within 10 minutes drive of the first “resort” was another beachfront all-bungalow style resort. We pulled in.. You know that scene in Home Alone 2, where Kevin first enters the Plaza Hotel? It was like that. It was the most luxurious place I’ve ever been. Bangkok hotel included. The whole lobby area was just open. Like, no walls or windows, just open to the outside all the time because that is the level of paradise that we are dealing with….where your building doesn’t even need walls.
The staff was incredibly accommodating – but never too much. The resort had a pool and beach front access – with chairs. They cleverly got around the “no stuff on the public beach” law – by creating their own little beach inward of the actual beach line. There were little poles marking the beach line, and they set their chairs there, and then every morning pulled out low-slung sand-colored bean bags onto the actual beach.
And just in case you needed, they had a few kayaks and a catamaran for guest use. For free. And there’s a library so you can go pick out a book to read on the beach.









The placement of this resort was also clever. It’s technically public, but since it was built into a cove, access to it is virtually impossible from the side. This helped us to feel more secure leaving our belongings on the chairs if we wanted to go for a swim together. Which we did.
The water is JUST FINE.
When you are ready to head back to your room, which is a bungalow on the side of the mountain, you just climb the stairs until you arrive there. Or, if you prefer, you could ask the front desk to drive you in a golf cart back to your room.









The details in this place were off the chain.
Little fruits and fresh flower bracelets. A beach bag, fans, sun hats, and umbrellas. Bug spray and aloe if you need it. The whole room and the towels smelled like eucalyptus. The little flowers in water made the bathroom smell like honeysuckle. Events and amenities. Free Yoga.
Cookies for turn down.
I mean. It was ridiculous.
If you are somewhere for just three nights, you think “Oh it’s just three nights, we can skimp it.” But I tend to think the other way “We’re probably never coming back here. We already came all the way to Phuket. We don’t have the kids with us, so we can be selfish. It’s only three (or in this case now two nights) we should go all out.” Plus, in Thailand the food and activities are way cheaper than normal. So, splurging for a nice resort is much more doable. As I mentioned before – super luxurious is within reach of normal people like us, in Thailand.
After the switch, you couldn’t wipe the smiles off our faces.
The front desk told us that there was a beach barbecue happening tonight. And we said “Yes, sign us up for that please.”
We relaxed in our beach chairs while they were setting up.
Oh by the way, here is where you can rinse your feet if they have sand on them. We wouldn’t want anyone spraying any sort of water hose. So you stand here, and you ladle yourself out some water to rinse your feet as if that is something you do all the time.

Also – side note: I’m writing this nearly three months after traveling. It’s exhilarating going back through my pictures and notes to put this blog post together. But that’s nothing compared to the fact that I have stubbornly, knowingly, NOT removed my nail polish. Clinging on to every bit of it any way I can.

Ok, back to the beach.



Then, of course, we came back to attend the party. There was a little light on my menu. So I could order a drink in the dark. It’s the little things, man.


They had everything out here on the beach. Impossible things.
And the staff…. They had to drag all this stuff out there. And keep it fresh. And keep the pests away. And take my plates away, and drag them all back inside. It’s not lost on me what it must take to put something like this on. And they were so happy and genuine.
And again, I was blown away by Thailand.

Checking in again with the kids. They couldn’t be having a better time.








Back to Thailand – early in the morning I walked myself down the beach, where yoga was held.



It was blissful, as you can imagine.
Then, I met Rich for breakfast. With high expectations.
I was not disappointed this time. We are on an island people.
How does this happen?









After that we went out for the day. The resort helped us hire a driver for the day. He picked us up at the hotel, took us first to the temple, then to the Big Buddha, then to a regular indoor shopping center, and then back to the hotel. He would park and just wait for us to be done at each location.
We had him for 5 hours and he charged 2,000baht. Which is about $60.
No brainer for us.
First up, the oldest Temple in Phuket.
Outside and around the temple, it’s crowded with stalls.




Coconut water, like that…. gross. We saw all these other people walking around with them. Rich wanted to try one. Big Nope on that. Tastes like feet, if you ask me.
Avoid gross coconut water, enter temple. Appropriate attire must be worn. Shoes must not.
















Then it was Big Buddha time.





From a buddha temple to a shopping temple.
Lastly, our driver took us to the shiniest shopping center on the island.
I added to my trinkets for the kids collection, grabbed some coffee and headed back.






Instead of having the driver take us back to the hotel, we had him take us to our little street restaurant. Since our new resort wasn’t far from our old resort, we could be dropped off here, and walk back.
This time I ordered Green Curry with a banana smoothie, and Rich went with Pad Thai again. And this time, Grandma was coming out from what I assume was the shower… or maybe the sauna, walking across the restaurant in just a towel. We were sad that we weren’t returning here.
Whole meal = $12
Grandma show = Free



Rich went back from one more massage, while I walked back to the resort for some beach time.
Then, in the evening it was time to dine out on the beach again. This time, at the beach restaurant. It’s not your usual surf-side fare.




We woke up to another beautiful day and another beautiful breakfast spread. And then soaked up a few more hours at the beach.
But, then it was time for us to move to another part of the island. The supposedly more “happening” beach side. As we drove north, the area was definitely more developed. Just, a lot more access to regular things nearby. As we pulled into our resort, I immediately loved it, but it definitely had a more ‘happening’ vibe thing going on.
The lobby continued with the no-walls theme.



We took a walk around. The grounds, the beach, coffee bar, everything, beautiful AGAIN.







At the front desk, they told us they had bikes we could take out.
We like to do that. So we took them out and rode through a little nature preserve. Came out on the other side at a shopping center. There, we ate a chain restaurant. We should’ve known it would be terrible. Yuck. It was.



Back to the hotel for a good night’s rest… because we had booked the sunrise island tour. Now, yes, we’re on an island. But this tour is out to the itty bitty little islands that surround the big island. It’s called “island hopping.” It can get pretty overrun during the daytime regular hours. So, this early tour was recommended to us to fight the crowds.
Also – our thoughtful hotel arranged for a breakfast box to be waiting for us in the lobby at 4:30am. Since, we weren’t able to partake in the breakfast buffet. Sad.
Our tour picked us up at our hotel and drove us to the Marina – all in the dark. And as we finally were heading out to the first stop, the sun began to rise.


Tour provided snacks and water for the first stop.

Then they took us to two snorkeling spots on two different small islands.
We like all that.
We were able to snorkel around coral reefs, and at one point the guide (underwater) brought a puffer fish over for us to hold. We’ve got it on video.






Then is was time to head to the swimming cove.
Our tour guide was so great.
Taking pictures for us and pointing out wildlife.






Then it was time for our last stop, on a little beach with a restaurant.

By the way – food here. Not good. We’ll forgive it though.
This time.


I had been super worried and precautious about mosquitos the entire trip. They like me more than most. I did spray and wore bracelets and I didn’t have any bites the whole time. But here. On this little island. I had too much fun and I let my guard down. I came back with three mosquito bites. But, thankfully, nothing else.
And back to the boat with our left over fruit.

We were back at our hotel by 3:00, which was another perk of doing the sunrise tour. We had time for a little siesta on the beach with coffee, and shower before dinner.

Then, as if they were trying to compete with each other, THIS resort had a beach side barbecue. With a show!






Then back to the room for a chat with the kids who just woke up. We’ll be home soon!

Last morning. One last extravagant breakfast spread.
Happy happy joy joy.
















And back to the Phuket airport.
Where we fly to Bangkok.


Then from Bangkok, back to London.
We stayed the night in London, grabbed the rest of our belongings from storage at Rich’s office and flew to Chicago.
Upon landing we drove a rental car to the car dealership we’d been already working with.

In our newly purchased van, we drove downstate in the snow and ice.

And little bear was the first to greet us in the morning.

Needless to say, we loved the whole thing.
I HIGHLY and a-millions-times-over recommend traveling to Thailand. Even though it might scare the bleep out of you.
Here’s where we stayed:
Bangkok Hotel:
https://www.lebua.com/tower-club
First Phuket Hotel (budget):
http://www.surinbeachresortphuket.com/
Second Phuket Hotel (bungalows):
Third Phuket Hotel:
https://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/hktbr-renaissance-phuket-resort-and-spa/
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Year End 2018
WHAT.
It’s the end of the year again.
We did ALOT this year… so I’m just going to dive right in.
We started the year with a little bit of snow, which rarely falls in London. Needless to say, it was exciting.

Theo’s buddy Joe 


Viv started off the year STILL in her high chair, which is hard to believe.


It’s since been removed from the house and given to another family.
And we are now a house without a high chair.
Onward and upward!
Also at the beginning of the year, Theo was in morning Nursery. Which meant that he got to come home in the afternoons and play. I usually required him to play quietly in his room while Vivian napped. And if you ask him… that’s what he did.
But… pictures tell the story of what really happened in the afternoons.




As in all the years before this, the kids favorite toy remains the same: household items.
Like… uhrg.. why do we even buy them “toys”?









With imaginative play still being at the forefront of how they spend their time together. They like to play store and school, and travel and pirate ship, and most recently “HOUSE SIMULATOR” Not “House.” My computer-nerd-raised children play “House simulator” where they give themselves awesome fake names like ‘Sophie’ and ‘Tyler.’



Every once in while they get to make a mess with Playdoh….

and rice…

And sometimes I let them go crazy with the craft boxes.

Which – most of the time. Not all of the time, but MOST of the time results in armor or weapon construction.


I don’t encourage fighting. I don’t know why they are constantly preparing for battle.
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We feel ourselves creeping out of the baby/toddler phase and into the fun-time kid phase; which is great because we can move away from Candyland and into more challenging games. Turns out, all the kids are natural gamers. Harry and Finn -especially- are able to understand complex rules. So we introduced them to Settlers of Catan. They can now play, and *legit* win. And I’d put Theo and Viv up against anyone in a game of Memory. It’s such a fun phase to enter with them.
Competitiveness is high. Sportsmanship is low.
But…. we’re working on it.




I discovered an adorable youTube channel called “Cosmic Kids” that does absolutely adorable (and fun themed) kids yoga sessions. I try my *hardest* to push it on all the kids, with Theo and Finn being my best participants.



Theo’s friend Frasier sat in on one class. Finn and I had a day date at our favorite place – Kew Gardens. Where we explored the seasonal Orchid display, the temporary dried flower art installation, and the permanent collection of wood and paintings by Marianne North. We had the best day.
Daddy took Theo for a morning adventure to the Natural History museum.

Vivi was (and still is) really into wearing as much jewelry as possible and riding her scooter. Watch out! She’s fast.
Other around-the-house favorite pictures of mine:







Finn surprised me with a highlighted mustache one day.

The kids who were not spies.

Vivian clawed the chocolate out of a chocolate pastry.

Viv decided these two guys were perfectly suitable friends for Anna and Elsa….

We took the babies to the pet store, while the big boys were at a Rock Climbing course. We rode in a car. It was all very exciting for them.

Then we have some featured books, science information, and artwork.

“The angry Ice Cube” and “The Lion that Couldn’t Roar” both by Harrison Norman 



“Community’s that I belong to is Sainsbury Local, Southside, Aldi, Homebase, church, and school because I…..something ineligible, my closest community is my home!” Finn Then we have our March birthdays:
Daddy first:



Then Theo:




All throughout the year we continue to use and love London’s public transit system. And I always think the kids look too cute on the bus and the train.





On Spring Break we took the kids (back) to Paris, and to Paris Disney. There’s a whole other separate post about that. It was a great family time. And I’m still dreaming about the croissants.




The Hamilton Gods smiled on us AGAIN. Somehow, I won the ticket lottery and we got to go see it for a second time. From the front row. We loved it just as much the second time around.

Then, we had a random mini-summer in the middle of spring.
Took advantage of that.





We started ATTEMPTING to garden.




We got back to doing our favorite thing… hanging out in the green.





Then, Harry went on his residential. Which is basically like going to camp for a few days with your entire year group from school. Praise the teachers.
We made sure he was prepared. He’d had several sleepovers at friend’s house. He practiced showering on his own. He was excited and nervous, and he was only 8, but he went right on. And he had a great time.

While he was gone Grandma Janice and Papa Greg arrived!

One of the days he was gone happened to be his birthday. They put a banner on his door and sang to him in the mess hall, and made him feel special.
And when he got home, we celebrated too.


This leads us to half-term break, which is a week we get off from school at the end of May. For this we ventured with all the kids, and Grandma and Papa, to Hamburg, Germany and Prague, Czech Republic – both of which have dedicated posts.
I can’t speak highly enough about this trip. We had a truly GREAT time.






Then we went into summer…
I got to come into the Nursery garden one morning.



We played in the park some more.


We explored the expansive woods and green at Wimbledon Common.






All the boys had the traditional British Sports day. Go Green House!




Even the parents get involved. This is the dad’s relay. Every one is a good sport.

Theo asked if he could “go stand in the flower bed” and I was like, “Ok….. sure…”
And when I turned my head, it was too late.

We went to Ikea. I told the boys they could only buy the giant animals if they were willing to carry them home themselves.

Ipads and naps.

Theo – one of our trickiest eaters – tried (kids) Sushi and chicken curry.


Finn got attacked by a wasp. But still has nothing but love for them and only good things to say about wasps. He told me why the wasp felt threatened by him and had to sting him. NEARLY RIGHT ON THE EYE.

I refused to buy Finn a £5 tub of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream at the store, offering him lots of other options instead. I mean, I just didn’t feel like paying £5 for that tiny tub. But then he played his trump card and told me he wanted to buy it with his allowance money. So he did. And he stretched that tub over three or four nights, declaring each time that it “WAS SO WORTH IT.”

Gotta always play in the dustiest corner of the house, near the power outlets.

Then in June – sunshine Finn had his turn.



On sunny days, we’d get out the wading pool for Viv and then she’d join me for a little yoga and light sunbathing.

And we also have morning cuddle time.

I had breakfast with an old friend, in town from the US. Hi Mel!

Finn’s class had a “graduation” from Key stage 1 (which is years Reception, 1 and 2). Those are his best buddies Hamza and Leon.

We had a few special visits to the kids *favorite* restaurant, McDonalds.


Then mom came and her and I ventured to Amsterdam for a girls weekend, and then she stayed with the kids so Rich and I could have a weekend in Barcelona. Both of those trips have separate posts.


Ok! Then school ended for the year and we promptly left for our summer visit to the USA. This trip also has it’s own lovely post.



Then we returned, with three weeks to spare before school picked up again. Getting re-adjusted to the London time zone was hilarious with breakfast being lunch, and lunch being dinner and everyone generally confused. The first day Rich went back to work, the kids and I all casually slept until 11:30. Whoops! Once we got better adjusted we fell into a better groove.
The summer weather in London is something I prefer. Warm, but never too hot. So – for most of our remaining summer, I usually stuffed a bag of food and drinks, our giant blanket, and we went to the park mid-morning and stayed until the kids told me they wanted to go home. Which was usually NEVER, or sometimes at 4 or 5 in the afternoon.



While taking this (above) selfie, Harry’s exact words “Mom, we’re so energetic!”
“Yes, lol, Yes you are.” I said.
While in the US, Vivian turned three. But I realized when we got home that we didn’t take her obligatory number picture. Better late than never.


I had seen some pictures and done a little reading about this Lavender farm outside of London.. so I arranged for us to have a morning there. And although the Lavender wasn’t quite as Lavender-y as we had seen online (blame the dry summer, and our late-season visit) it was still fun to be outside exploring a new place.
And! The kids got to mingle with the royals.








Then it was time to head back to school. Our school has staggered start dates for the younger years so that each child ‘can have plenty of attention on their first day.’
But, it’s not that way in the older years – so the big boys started together on the first day:



The following week Theo and Vivian got their turn:



And now – the whole crew goes all together to school in the morning.
And EVERYONE is very very happy.



Finn’s class had their performance fairly early in the year.
And as usual we were very impressed.

I arranged for us to have a family photoshoot. The pictures are so special to me that I made a separate post. We caught one of the last sun-filled days of fall, and we had a great time.


In the fall Finn also (FINALLY) learned how to ride a bike. And I don’t have any pictures because I was to busy running beside him.
While Finn was getting his “bike riding lessons,” Theo insisted that he have lessons as well. So he did. And now he can ride a bike too!
Viv is still on her balance bike. But by summer, I’m confident we’ll have four steady bike riders.



Then is was time for Halloween, which is a little down-played here in London, but still lots of fun. The school hosts a “Monster Disco” for the kids, and all the boys very happily attended it. And, on Halloween night I stayed home to hand out candy, while Rich took the crew out. He stayed out much longer than I would have, for some pretty epic trick-or-treating.




Right around Halloween, Rich’s company solidified it’s future plans – which meant that he was needed back in Chicago. For a change in role and a big move-up in the organizational chart. We weren’t expecting it. We thought we’d have a couple more years in London. But, it doesn’t really matter. Rich couldn’t pass up this oppurtunity. We have been incredibly happy in London. The kid’s school is amazing, and we’ve met so many wonderful people. We are so sad to leave, but equally excited for what’s ahead in Chicago.
Over Thanksgiving, Rich’s mom came (back) to visit, and to stay with the kids while Rich and I hopped over to the US for a friend’s wedding. Love you Hollee and John.

Then Rich and his mom travelled to Brussels for the day, where they ate lots of fries and chocolate.

And on Grandma’s last day, we squeezed in an afternoon tea together – girls only.



Then rib dinner with just me and Finn.


And a unscheduled lunch and shop for Vivian.


Another thing I had read about and heard about for a while was this beautiful Hindu Temple IN LONDON. It is called the Neasden Temple and it is the real deal. It was built entirely by the community and is completely hand carved. At the time is was completed, it was the largest Hindu temple outside of India. This visit had been on my “to do” list since we moved to London and I came across it in the London Pass booklet. But I kept pushing it aside because it was a little bit of a trek – a little over an hour, and a couple switches on public transit.
But now that I knew we were leaving, this became very important to me. It’s not likely we can take the kids to India anytime soon. But this, we could do. How special to be able to expose the children to this amount of culture right here in London.



Once inside the rules are strict.
No shoes, no pictures. But let me tell you – it was incredible on the inside.
I got these pictures from Google:


And they sort of do it justice.
Intricate wood and marble carvings like you can’t believe.
We were welcomed in with open arms by easy going, warm people that commented on how cute the kids were. The kids, like the adults, were expected to follow rules of where and how to sit. But they did. And we were lucky enough to attend a short Hindu ceremony while inside.




Then, in early December my brother and his babe came to visit. We love spending time with them and we went out for amazing food and an escape game.

“Hopper’s” Sri Lankan cuisine. Yum to the max. 

We Won. We are the best. 
“Bravas Tapas” BEST LIFE. Then, all together, with Ike and Bailey, we went to Christmas at Kew. For the third year in a row. It didn’t disappoint.








Then, it was time to visit Santa. I let the kids decide what to wear for such an occasion. Viv wore her best Christmas dress, Finn and Then went with pajamas, and Harry went with his favorite cargo pants.


Then, because of our move timeline, Santa made a small drop at our house a little early.










Everyone was in on the big gift – a Nintendo Switch. 


Then we had to go back to school and wrap things up.

Theo has a towel on his head as part of his shepherd costume…lol 
Viv’s class Christmas party. And because she doesn’t normally have a meal at Nursery, she got to bring her party snack in a Darth Vader lunch box! 
And Daddy got to come in one morning. Then Grandma Susie arrived!!

And we took the boys to the British Christmas tradition – Pantomime. This year’s show was”Aladdin.”



After the Panto, it was time for one last Sunday Roast at the Pub.


Then on Christmas Eve, mom and I took Viv for afternoon tea.



And we met the boys at church. And we tried pretty hard.. but no one was in the picture-cooperating mood.
Then on Christmas day – I finished packing up our first load of bags while Rich made a delicious Christmas dinner.

And the day after Christmas Mom and I took the kids and 12 bags to the airport.





This lasted for 15 minutes. We flew to JFK, went through border patrol, took all the bags off the luggage carousel and had them carted to the domestic carousel. Went through security AGAIN, and boarded a second plane to Indianapolis. Once there, a driver picked us up in a massive three-rowed van and whisked us to my parents’ house.
It was an ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTING day. But we did it. We survived it with no major incidents. Nobody threw up, nobody pooped their pants, nobody threw a major fit.
The planes were on time and so were we. And although it was probably the most tiring day I’ve ever had, that travel day couldn’t have gone any better.
Once we were safely at Grandma’s house and had a good nights rest, we began Christmas-ing more properly.





Family Photo – We’ve got daddy on the video chat! 
Even uncle Isaac made a beaded princess necklace. 
Fort making kit from Grandma. Big hit, naturally. 
In the Car! To have more Christmas! 

Now. That was all of 2018.
I LEFT THE CHILDREN at my parent’s house and flew back to London on New Year’s Eve.
And that completed phase one of our move back to Chicago.
With Rich’s last day (in London) in the middle of January, it didn’t make sense for the children to return to school. So we decided it was best to send the children on home to America.

I landed and joined Rich in move-out mode.
We tirelessly worked. He patched holes and re-hung doors that we’d removed.
I sorted and sorted and sorted.
Similar to our move to London, we got rid of EVERYTHING.
AGAIN, we are moving light. Because the cost of sending our goods over the ocean doesn’t outweigh the gain, we’ll start over again in Chicago with a new house and new furnishings.
I prioritized and we packed up a few boxes of absolute essentials that we shipped over ourselves.



FedEx came and picked up our boxes.
Cleaners came for the End of Tenancy Clean.
Property management checked us out.
And that was it, our time in this London home was over.
Rich and I moved into an AirBnb in North London so he can finish up work. We are looking forward to a footloose and fancy-free time, where we can really enjoy each other and our last few nights in London. Then we will join the children in Chicago.
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KID WORDS____________
“Mom, this is the goodest thing ever!” Vivian at Christmas
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“Mom. It’s good that Captain America can drink alcohol and not get drunk. Because adults like to drink wine. Especially strong muscular adults. That’s who I always see drinking wine.” Harry
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Viv brings me books: “Here mom I brought you these books.”
Me: “Great! Do you want to give some to daddy”
Viv: “No. These are just for us. No boys.”
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Theo: “LITERALLY!?” “SERIOUSLY?!” “NOT FAIR!”
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“Mom, there are always new things to discover.” Finn
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Vivian (riding her balance bike through the house) “I’m super cool!”
Theo, to her “No, you’re super beautiful.”
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“Grandma’s house is huge. Made for running around… which is weird because grandma and grandpa don’t run around as their special talent.” Harry
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“Mom. Do you know how a star-nosed mole traps its prey? I’m gonna give you a clue.” Finn
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“I hurt my feelings” Vivian
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“I’m looking up facts about pigeons” Finn
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Me: Can anyone name a country or a city in Europe?
Harry – Scotland!
Finn – France!
Theo – Captain America!
Theo – Joe!
Theo – I really want to go to the park
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“I’m worried because I really need to start deciding what I’m going to be when I grow up. I only have 9 years left.” Harry
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“I wonder what Viv is going to look like on her next evolution.” Harry
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“We’re so energetic” Harry. Referring to himself and his siblings.
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“You need a butt to poop and to sit.” Theo
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Harry watching Mr. Rogers “I can tell this hasn’t had very much editing.”
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Me “How was your day?”
Vivian “Sparkly and fun.”
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Me: I’m sorry you can’t have any TV before your nap today.
Viv: YES!
Me: No, sorry.
Viv: I’m gonna cry! I’m gonna wake you up!
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Viv “mom. I really love daddy.”
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Finn, talking to the Google home “Hey google, play SWEET guitar music.”
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Viv, after putting the bean bag RIGHT in the door way. “This looks like a good spot!”
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“Did you clean that all by yourself?” Theo, to me
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“You don’t want to be a princess, Vivi, you want to be a pirate!” Harry
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“I’m proud of my life and I like who I am. I have the greatest mom and dad and siblings.” Harry
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“Mom do we have any jet packs?” Theo
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“Mom, I need a hot second.” Finn
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“It’s gonna be awesome when we have a giant rocket ship.” Theo
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After 45m swim assessment “How bout we top this off with a little more swimming.” Finn
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“The birthday boy is pooping” Theo – on his birthday.
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“So, when we go to Paris, I won’t have my popsicles right?” Finn
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“Nobody’s respecting me when it’s close to my birthday” Finn, 20 days before his birthday, not wanting to go to bed.
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“My room needs an upgrade” Harry
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“Mom. Minecraft was invented a long long long time ago…. in the 90s!” Finn
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“I’ll take care of the babies tonight mom. I can tell you’re tired. I’ll put their pajamas on and put them in bed.” Harry
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“You have to get up in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT to help Vivi? That’s so awful for you!” Harry
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“I’m gonna turn into a wolf soon.” Theo
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“I don’t like my eggs with dirt on them.” Vivian, referring to pepper on her eggs.
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“Can you please read a book to Viv?” Me
“Ok, but I gotta get paid.” Harry
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“You’re forcing us to do this!!” Finn, after I sent them outside to help Grandma shuck corn.
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Viv orders at a restaurant “Yes. I would like strawberries and blueberries and cherries.”
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Finn sees two dead bees next to each other of the ground. “Look mom, two dead bees. Right next to each other.”
Me “Maybe they had a battle.”
Finn “YA! A battle to the death. It was a tie!”
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HARRISON ______________
Harry is smart and awesome and kind and sensitive. He had a year of continued growth in school, with his teacher saying that “He’s quite the mathematician.”
He loves being in charge. Of anything. But especially, he loves to be in charge of whatever he is playing with his siblings – he’s the head creative on tent building, the shop manager, and the ‘dad’ of playing house simulator. And, for the most part, they are happy to oblige. And he loves each of his siblings so much.
He likes to create – books, cards, anything. And he’s very typical-first-born type A. Saying things like “organize and collection are my two favorite words mom.”
He is hilariously analytical and often applies logic to simple situations like video games and playing in the park.
“Mom they add these songs to Roblox to add interest and enjoyment.”
And he came home from the park, where they had built a “base” within the trees, to tell me the strict advantages to letting other people into the base. “Mom, it makes us more creative. We have more stamina. And we can build more things.”
He’s also oddly good at explaining his emotions and they often just spew out of him. He’ll tell me “I’m feeling stressed out about my new swim instructor” or “I’m feeling really nervous but also excited about going to residential.” And he’s also quite sensitive – often having a tear in his eye during the sad parts of a movie.
We took a big step with him this year and (after MUCH begging and conversation, and him telling us he was the ONLY one in his class without a phone) got him a cell phone. He was so happy he cried when we gave it to him.
He’s so much fun and we love watching him grow.




Besties Thierry and Jerome. 
Other bestie – Loic… and Jerome again too. 

Harry Birthday Interview
How tall are you? About, nearly 5 feet tall.
Now that you’re NINE what’s different? I don’t know. Nothing.
What’s your favorite food? Donut.
Who is your favorite friend? Loic.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Still thinking about it. Maybe a builder or a toy maker. I think both of those jobs make a lot of money.
What does daddy do at work? He works on computers and he fixes them.
What do you like best about Daddy and Mommy? That daddy will play video games with me. And then, you always make good meals.
How strong is daddy? Really strong. He’s ripped.
What’s mom’s favorite thing to do? (Harry asks me back):Is it cooking? Is it taking care of us?
What’s your favorite thing about Finn, Theo, and Viv? Finn – that he’s really funny. Theo because he’s really honest. And Vivi because she’s really cute.
What do you think of girls? I like the girls in my family, but the rest – like in my class or in the world except for Pippa (piano teacher) – I don’t like. And I like Marta and Dori. (sitters)
If you could have a super power, what would it be? Super human strength. Because then you can jump really high and that’s basically flying.
What’s the best thing that happened to you this year? I don’t remember that well. When we went to Paris was the best thing.
Where do you want to go on vacation? Japan, because that’s the most common place where they make toys. Because all the toys we have say ‘made in China’ and all the Pokemon cards are really cheap there.
Are you going to get married someday? don’t know. well I’ve been planning if I do, but not if I don’t. I would buy lots of fancy stuff and I would buy whatever she liked. That’s why I want to make lots of money. And getting children by intercourse. That’s all.
How do you make cookies? You need chocolate chips. That’s the main thing. You need dough. You need milk. Then I don’t know. That’s the three things you need to make it.
Can you tell me a joke? I don’t know know any jokes. hahahaha
What do you know about God and Jesus? That they are special to us. That they’re our father. And that God is Jesus’s dad. And that God can do lots of powers and he lives in heaven and Jesus was born in a cabin. And then God is in our heart. There is different religions that believe in God. That’s all I know.
FINN____________________
This year Finn has grown is all sorts of ways. He’s his funny little self. He’s naturally quick-witted, often understanding jokes that go over Harry’s head. He’s charming and smart. When I sat down with his teacher for his conference, she just flat said “I love him. He’s so funny.” Like Harry, he’s creative and loves to draw. And also like Harry, he’s a natural math whiz.
He LOVES to swim. So, we’ve kept that going. And he loves nature. So, we’ve kept that going… as if we had a choice.
This is him, climbing trees at park. “Mom I need a stick to make a prehensile tail. Marmosets have tails just to balance. But monkeys have prehensile tails to use as a fifth hand. So I need one so I don’t fall out of the tree.”
Me: “Well, you are a human. And I’m not sure if we can fashion any sort of tail that will work like you need it to.”
Finn: “I would live my whole life in a tree if I could.”
If you get him on his own, then you get the full encyclopedia. He will pepper you with questions and facts about all kinds of things in no sort of order. “Mom. Let’s think of food chains.” “Mom do you know the difference between a Llama and an Alpaca?” “Do you know how much an ant weighs?”
I’ve had several IN DEPTH conversations about snake breeding with him.
One of the things that excites me most about him this year is his love of all things food. He wants to make food and try food. He’s always requesting new things he wants to try, unique and fun things. He wants to try it all. And he likes a little bit of spice – he loves to use Siracha and mayo to make his own dipping sauce. Like… we have to have it in the house now all the time. I think we have a future foodie on our hands.







Birthday Interview:
How tall are you? 41cm, oh sorry, 1 meter. I’m one meter and 41 centimeters
Now that you’re SEVEN, what’s different? ah, nothing.
What’s your favorite food? BBQ ribs!
Who is your favorite friend? Hamzah
What do you want to be when you grow up? Um, biologist.
What does daddy do at work? Fix computers
What do you like best about Daddy and Mommy? The best thing about daddy… um… is um… he gives me video games on my ipad. And mommy gives me snacks after school and every Friday you give me treats.
How strong is daddy? Strong enough to carry me and Vivi and Theo
What’s mom’s favorite thing to do? Yoga
What’s your favorite thing about Harry, Theo, and Viv? Harry – plays with me on RoBlox, Theo, plays with me every time in the morning. Viv, when I make something she tries it out.
What do you think of girls? I don’t know. um… I don’t know.
If you could have a super power, what would it be? To turn invisible cuz then I could sneak up on Theo.
What’s the best thing that happened to you this year? My Birthday! Hahaha. No! Daddy and Mommy give me my ipad. Swimming at explorers hotel with daddy.
Where do you want to go on vacation? I want to go to Mexico because it’s a hot place. No, I want to go to Japan because they make really yummy candy and they make really fun video games.
Are you going to get married someday? No. Easy… because I don’t want to smooch. Because I don’t want to have a baby.
How do you make cookies? You have to have sugar, chocolate chips, … I don’t know. Mix them up then you put them in containers, then you put them in the oven. Then when they’re done you push them in your mouth and then you’re going to laugh with excitement because you’re so happy that you ate cookies.
Can you tell me a joke? “Do you want to hear a construction joke?” “yes” “I’m still working on it, hahahaha”
What do you know about God and Jesus? That they are very important and that they made us.
THEO___________________
Theo is so much fun. He has gone through a lot this year. Going from half-day Nursery to full-day Reception (with lunch!) really forced him to grow up a little bit. After adjusting, he really thrived.
He is our most natural social butterfly. He is quick to make friends. And lots of them. He came home from his FIRST DAY of reception and told me about his best friend Fred. And he and Fred remained best friends. And he is friends with Oli and Frasier and Joe and Seb and Santiago and India and everyone else. And when he sees them on the street he says “HI SANTIAGO!!” He insists on playdates with friends. Getting together with a friend after school is the highlight of his week. And he already asks to have sleepovers.
His teachers say he’s fun and friendly, considerate of the other kids and one of the best picker-upers. He is zooming through phonics and LOVING that he is starting to be able to read, like the big boys. He loves to practice reading any way he can.
He loves to go out – whether it’s to the museum or just to the store. He’s weirdly good at “Look and Find” books, patiently looking until he finds Waldo or whatever. He can keep up with his brothers playing almost anything, but he also loves to hang with Vivian. Of all the boys – he’s the most musically inclined. The only thing he wanted for his birthday was a guitar, and he loves trying to play it. He has natural rhythm and he loves singing songs, and dancing.




Duplo time with Frasier 
bestie, Fred 
Theo Birthday Interview
How tall are you? 4
Now that you’re FOUR, what’s different? giraffes and T-rexes
What’s your favorite food? eggs, no chips!
Who is your favorite friend? Fraiser… and Joe
What do you want to be when you grow up? Seven
What does daddy do at work? He builds. A tower.
What do you like best about Daddy and Mommy? He helps me do Mario 3D world. And mommy, cleaning, because you tell me I have to clean with you.
How strong is daddy? I don’t know. Stronger than an jellyfish.
What’s mom’s favorite thing to do? I don’t know…. Oh ya, cleaning.
What’s your favorite thing about Harry, Finn, and Viv? Harry tells me to play with him and gives me presents, Finn tells me I have to watch him on his computer, Viv plays with me.
What do you think of girls? They have long hair.
If you could have a super power, what would it be? Fast fly! Fast starts with an M
What’s the best thing that happened to you this year? Fraiser let me have some playdoh, and then I gave him some.
Where do you want to go on vacation? Paris! And have some fun.
Are you going to get married someday? Ya. When I marry a super hero, I will fly to the sky like a bird.
How do you make cookies? First you need sour. Then you need chocolate chips. Then you need chocolate oatmeal. Then you put in a pot and it turns to a chocolate chip.
Can you tell me a joke? “How did a worker save the boys?” “How?” “Going to Pizza!!” …. Uhhh, it’s funny. That’s funny.
What do you know about God and Jesus? It means when a kid gets stronger.
VIVIAN__________________
Vivian is so sweet and so loving and so fun. She’s grown and changed so much this year. She loves to talk and sing and do whatever I’m doing. She’s almost perfected her potty training and she still loves her nap. She loves pink and flowers. She loves going to the cafe for afternoon tea. She loves to go shopping. And although she’s increasingly ‘girly’ she loves to jump in and play with the boys. She started morning nursery five days a week. And although she started off being really shy, she began to open up and make friends by the end of the term.
Vivian started noticing the mole near her eye, often thinking it was dirt on her face. We named it her ‘cutie mark,’ just like on “My Little Ponies.” And now, she doesn’t worry about it. However, we did have it officially evaluated by a specialist. It’s healthy and beautiful.
She loves her dad. And he loves her. One day Rich came home with flowers for me. But she spotted him the minute he walked in the door and screamed “Daddy brought me flowers!! Look mom, Daddy brought me flowers!!” And she was so happy.
Another day, I bribed her with chocolate to help Theo clean up the unusually-large mess they made. I never bribe them to clean up, but this time I did because I really wanted her to help. She didn’t help. I bribed her again, but she still didn’t help clean up. Theo finished cleaning up the mess by himself and received a piece of chocolate. Vivian was then, of course, very upset. But I told her that she couldn’t have any because she didn’t help Theo clean up. To which she replied, with tear filled eyes; “Daddy dit me chotate!!”
When I tell her no, she says “Daddy says yes!”
When we walk into the store during the day, she says “I bet daddy’s in here. Daddy?! Daddy!?”
Her brothers dote on her just as much as Rich, and I think we’re in serious trouble.








MOM FAILS
making coffee without water
making hot water without coffee
making coffee without a cup underneath
check out at the local grocery store without my wallet – TWICE
laundry mat with no laundry soap – TWICE
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And that’s it!
2019….. ready or not, here we come.
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London family photos
For a while now, I’ve wanted to have our photos done.
Like, OFFICIALLY.
But I was lazy about it. I was bloated from having the babies, and didn’t necessarily want to be memorialized that way. Rich is never excited when I speak the word ‘photoshoot,’ even casually. And, honestly we were traveling a lot so it always got pushed to the back burner.
My pictures of the children tend to look something like this:

Obviously I could use some help in the picture department.
In addition to that, in the fall we learned that we were moving back to the US. This meant that a “family photoshoot in London” shot straight to the top of the to-do list.
I searched for a photographer, and honestly was intimated by my ‘big city’ options. I didn’t know if I would find someone that would understand our family and be ok with chasing energetic children around who DON’T and won’t “pose” for you.
Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
And I don’t want them to pose anyway… because then it would be fake.
But, with enough persistence, I found our perfect match. I can’t recommend her enough.
http://www.margaritakarenko.com/category/family/
Margarita…. the goddess of photographing children. You are the child whisperer. We shall create a shrine and bring gifts of chocolate and cameras to your feet.
Margarita embraced the craziness with patience and laughter. Often, good-naturedly asking me “Is this how they always are?” She set a relaxed tone and captured each child perfectly.
I stressed for a few weeks about our outfits and the weather, and if the kids would be warm enough if the weather changed. I always knew I wanted to have our photos taken in the fall, because I think it’s the most beautiful season in London. But the season is also hit or miss on sunshine and rain.
All of that worry was wasted however. We showed up at Tower Bridge in the morning to an incredible morning sun and mild temperature. The weather held, and the children loved being out in the city. Aren’t they always the best when they are free and outdoors?
I don’t know how to say anything else without being totally cheesy.
But, truthfully, it was magical.
I mean, they went almost an hour without asking for a snack.
That’s some photoshoot magic.
We started out in a green space adjacent to Tower Bridge and London City Hall.





And we got a few pictures in, before the boys requested to be dinosaurs for a little bit. Margarita went with that.













This is the moment that Theo got a bloody lip.
Because we don’t go a day without a bloody lip.
Margarita asked us to jump. And we did.
Rich was next to Theo and upon jumping – whacked him, mouth first, with his heavy duty watch.

Then we ventured up on to the bridge, where Margarita asked us to ‘walk naturally”:







And then I asked if we could flex our muscles.
Because we do a lot of that.


Then she took turns focusing on each child.
Quickly and efficiently, I must say.










This was on the definitely more candid side… but I just like that Theo and Viv are naturally holding hands.

Then we walked down and around and back under the bridge on the opposite side from where we started. And the boys continued being themselves.






Daddy found a second to swing Vivian around, and it was the first time all morning she let out an unguarded laugh.






It was about this time that Finn settled into his newfound friendship with the photographer and started confidently telling her about different types Piranha species, as well as other types of marine life she would find in the Thames river.


Then we walked around to the docks.
I don’t particularly love this photo, but I do love that Harry, unprompted, decided to make air-hand pistols.

And we’re back to being incapable of a nice natural smile….

A little bit more total candid.
But I love it because Finn is always, ALWAYS, the first to go digging for a snack.

And don’t worry about Theo…

Much to my surprise, Margarita pulled the kids again for individual shots by the phone booth.



And if you thought that while each child was getting individually photographed by the phone booth that the other three were just sitting nicely on a bench waiting for their turn – then you need to get the heck out of here.
I mean, there was a turtle made of stone.
Irresistible.





And, this is Harry, trying to decide (as usual) if the other three are unruly hooligans and he needs to help and calm them. Or if he just wants to join them.




And Theo holds the phone upside down.
Even though he’s never seen a phone, he miraculously know’s it’s for talking – just doesn’t know the specifics.


And then we’ve got Tiger Princess.
With her stare. That she gives us ALL THE TIME, and in many situations.




We’re almost done. Harry’s over it. Finn is still high on the attention, and Viv didn’t want to be held – so she’s acting like a human bag of flour.

Theo remembered he didn’t get his turn to play with the leaves and Viv decides she’s ok with being held if she can play with my hair.


And, as we were packing up to leave (and dishing out reward snacks) Margarita caught one final moment.



To celebrate and commemorate our time as a family in London, I couldn’t have asked for anything more.
Thanks kids, for being perfect.
And thanks Margarita.. for also being perfect.
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USA: summer with family
We moved to London in 2015. I made a quick trip home for my brother’s graduation, and we flew to Vegas for Rich’s debut in the World Series of Poker. Other than that, we have not been back to the US. And the kids haven’t been back at all.
Our family has been amazing about making visits to see us in London the last three years and I haven’t been enthusiastic about taking two toddlers on an 8 hour plane ride. We’ve been so happy to have so many visitors. But this year, with Vivian reaching a more palatable-plane-age, we decided it was time.
If I had known that we were going to be moving back to the US in 2019, I may have changed our plans. But, you know what they say about hindsight.
Regardless – it was so much fun. The kids were great little travelers, and it was great time spent with lots of family.
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Just getting out the suitcases.

Rich wasn’t able to take off work just yet, so we arranged for Grandma to fly with us.


Then we landed and breezed through border patrol.
Theo was so excited when we got off the plane (who can blame him) that he ran full speed down the jet-way. We were some of the last people off the plane, so the hall was empty for him. I warned him. I know him. He’s clumsy. And sure enough, after a second at top speed – splat – massive face plant. From the sound it made – I anticipated upon reaching him, a broken nose. Seriously. It was awful. I looked awful and it sounded awful. He didn’t even use his hands to break his fall. Nothing broken, thankfully. Just a good bloody nose, rug burn on the forehead, and airport staff checking if we needed help.
We were all good after a trip to the bathroom. And because he’s a kid, he was practically fully recovered by the time we got in the car. And there was only a little bit of face burn left to show.

Then, Poppa Scott picked us up!



And we began the drive from Chicago to Casey.
Within 20 minutes, Vivian declared she didn’t like her carseat and wanted to get out and walk.

By the time we made it to Casey, all four children had fallen asleep.
It was a really really long day.

We spent the next few days relaxing and hanging out with family.








Then we packed back up and drove to Michigan. My dad drove a big truck – with me, Viv, and Theo. And mom drove her car with the big boys. We mitigated the whining in the car with donuts and ipads. And before we knew it – we were there.



My parent’s rented a GIANT victorian in Holland, right near the center of town. It worked as the perfect base for our time there and had pleeeeeenty of room for everyone. Everyone – meaning – my parents, the 6 of my family, my sister’s crew plus the nanny she lovingly brought, and my brother and his girl. Rich was conveniently brought from Chicago by my brother.

We began our time in the Michigan sun with a trip to the nearest beach.
Mom, thoughtfully brought along our beach essentials – a giant peacock and a giant unicorn.
And we were quite the scene on the beach with these.





We have three consecutive July birthdays – 29th, 30th, and 31st.
My sister celebrating 29 again. My brother celebrating 21! And Vivian celebrating 3!
It was fun to be together to celebrate each one.



We spent a beautiful morning at a park along the river.






















And this is my one and only picture of our lovely angel-nanny Kelsey. She was amazing with the kids. She was on hand as an extra set of hands at the beach, and allowed us to have adult time every evening. We went out kid-less for beer and pizza for Ike’s birthday, sushi for Erika’s, dinner at a restaurant on the lake, dinner at a local Bavarian restaurant, and a night out at the Coast guard festival the next town over. It was such a special treat for us to have her come along, and made our time in Michigan so relaxing.
Thanks Kelsey. Love ya.









We went jeeping on the sand dunes.
This was my first time for this, and it was really fun.






More beach time.





All the kids enjoyed the beach, but Vivian was especially in love. She kept herself busy working with the sand while we were packing up, thinking we wouldn’t notice her and wouldn’t make her leave. But, sadly, we did have to peel her away.
And we finished the week out with a boat day on the lake.
The kids (and the adults) loved it.






Then it was back in the car, for a drive back down to Illinois.
Our destination – Mattoon, IL.
To spend a week with Rich’s family.

……Where we spent two more days on the lake.
We took all the kids out on the first day, and it was so much fun.
Then, on another day, Grandma stayed home with the kids so we could have an adults-only lake day.
I only have pictures of the kids boat day, and I think that’s a good thing for everyone involved.




The kids repurposed their sandwich bags as “aquariums” while playing on the lily pad.
And that entertained them for a loooong time.


Also while here, we celebrated Vivian’s birthday again and went out for Rich’s mom’s birthday. We attended a family reunion, and a party at the house with old friends. I met up with several girlfriends in the area and did some shopping at Old Navy! and Target!
It was so great to see everyone and have some downtime here.
Newsflash – the summer is really hot in central Illinois.
Naturally, we spent more time playing in the hose.






Then we spent time at a local wildlife refuge.
For our animal-loving kids, this was a real highlight and big surprise for them.













Our time in Mattoon came to an end. And, with sun-kissed faces, we headed back up to Chicago to prepare for our flight back to London. Rich’s sister let us borrow her van for the day, a friend loaned us car seats, and Rich’s mom drove us up.
We drove around the city for a little while, just to take a few peeks around. Then headed out to the airport where we had booked a hotel for the night.

A little swim.
A comfy bed.
Then, wake for an early morning flight.

We, of course, go through the international wing and I wanted a picture with the cool globe and all the flags. But we couldn’t stand here all day because we were sort of in everyone’s way and we needed to get to our gate. So I had to settle for the most terrible picture of them.
Whatever. I tried.



We took the “daytime” flight out of Chicago. Which leaves mid-morning, but lands in London at midnight. The line at border patrol was enormous despite the late hour. Some wonderful airport employee saw us with our four children, and plucked us right out of the border patrol line and put us right up in the front. Saying “Children don’t need to be waiting in line at this hour at night.”
It was almost too good to be true.
But it was. It was true.
We passed through in – I’m not even exaggerating -10 minutes. Saving us at least an hour in line. I wanted to feel bad for all the people left back in line. But, listen, we’ve served our time in the border patrol line, ok? Just let us have this one. With no guilt. And that’s what I did.
Upon landing, you think all the kids would be tired.
But that’s not how it works.
While waiting for our bags, they played wrestle mania.

Our taxi was patiently waiting on the other side of baggage claim and we cruised home in the silence of London at midnight.
Where we were solidly turned around for a good 7 days, and this is the kids eating Cheerios for dinner because we were all messed up and didn’t have any food.

And that’s that.
We did it!
AND we had a great time.
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Amsterdam: Round 2
Mom came to London to visit this summer.
We love that.
And, as we have done the last three summers, we wanted to plan a little girls’ weekend somewhere fun. We asked Rich to go on kid duty and we decided that we’d like to go to Amsterdam. Now, I’ve been once before in the spring of 2016 with the kids and my sister and her family. It was a really great trip. But it was, however, slightly grey and cold – similar to London in the spring. I could tell then that, like London, Amsterdam would be incredibly beautiful in the summer. Ever since, I had hoped to return to Amsterdam in the summer. So this was my chance. And I knew mom would love it.
We decided it was best to take a late night flight Friday, which landed us in Amsterdam around mid-night. We weren’t sure if it would be wise to travel into city center on our own this late at night, so we decided it was best to book an airport hotel.
This hotel was physically connected to the airport by an indoor walkway, and it was really great. And super convenient. The airport hotel offered luggage storage and was less expensive than staying city center. In Amsterdam, this is a great choice because you can just walk back to the airport terminal and hop a 30m direct train to city center. Then on your check out day, you just leave your luggage downstairs (in the safe room), head into town for however long you have until your flight. When the time comes, take the quick train back to the airport, grab your bags and head to your terminal.
It makes things so easy.
Big win here.


First thing Saturday, we booked ourselves a Hop-on-Hop-off bus tour of the Dutch countryside. It was easy to get into town from our spot at the airport. We walked through the airport to the train, then took the 5 minute ferry across the river to the bus meeting point.
From there we hopped on!
First stop, the fishing village of Vollendam.
Here we walked the shops along the harbor, started our cheese journey, and we ate some fried fish. I got fried mussels, and mom got white fish. They were crispy and slightly greasy and oddly filling – and with that little bit of vinegary mayo. YUM!!!!













We hopped back on the bus and hopped off again at the quiet little town of Edam. Edam is known for Edam Cheese. This one was slightly off the beaten path and we got a little turned around walking here. It was so empty it felt like we were almost in the wrong place – or like we were intruding or like we were on a movie set. There were, like, no people in sight and barely any sounds. Everywhere we walked was still and so quiet. Maybe because it was Sunday? I don’t know. But mom and I both fell in love. If I were to ever look for property in Amsterdam – I would begin and end with Edam.




As we approached the center of the village – we started seeing a few other people. Mom chatted with the cheese shop worker and bought her first cheese. I poked around in an antique shop and found a vase to bring home. We got a little lost (again) on our way back to the bus stop. But, we managed to find it and soon enough a bus came to pick us up.










The last stop of our tour was at the Zaan Schanse. Historic windmills and little green houses were moved here to recreate an 18th/19th century Dutch village. There is also a shoe making exhibit, museums, livestock, and of course – shops.








From here, we hopped back on the bus and went back to city center. From there we walked to our dinner location. Amsterdam has really great Indonesian. When we came here before – my sister found this little gem. Called “Aneka Rasa.” The menu is split into two options – Regular Table, or Vegetarian Table. You just pay by the person and they fill your table with the tastiest food you ever did taste.


Full bellies. Check.
Train. Airport. Back to bed at hotel.
The next morning, we took our time getting out of our room and had a nice breakfast at a restaurant in the airport. Then we took the bus to the other side of town, so we could begin our *Rick Steves* recommended walking tour of the city center.
We started by the museums.
Visited Van Gogh.



From there, we got a little confused (again) about the bus routes, but straightened ourselves out and made it to our destination – the floating flower market. Then we walked down through the Dam Square and over to the Anne Frank house. We couldn’t get tickets to go inside because they sell out far in advance.
We ate some delicious fries.
And dutch apple pie.
And the sun was out.
And the flowers were blooming.
And everyone was riding on their bikes.
And it was great.














We needed to catch our bus back to the hotel/airport. But before we did that, we had a little bit of time to kill. However, we were also pretty tired from walking around and didn’t feel like doing much else.
Enter park nap.
I have noticed through my adventures to other European countries, that lounging in the grass of a public area is quite common. Just laying down – right on the grass – for a little nap. We located a big beautiful green space, near our bus stop. And sure enough, there were tons of local Amsterdamers just laying in the grass soaking up the perfect weather. SO. That is exactly what we did as well. And it was glorious. It was just the refresh we needed before heading back to the airport. Ahhhh… yes yes yes.

I mean, just in general, Amsterdam is SUPER walkable and easy. It makes for a relaxing time. The food is great. The scenery is beautiful. I would be happy to return again.
And I would probably stay right at the airport.
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Where we stayed:
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Barcelona
BARCELONA!!!!!
This summer my mom came to London again, which meant that we could leave the kids and get away for a quick weekend.
How flat-out lucky are we?
We were thinking we could get away the second week in July, and this time we had our eyes on Spain. Neither of us had been yet and it was the obvious choice.
That makes it easy enough – Barcelona it is!
Our pre-trip research began and ended with watching the Barcelona episode of “I’ll Have What Phil’s Having.”
That show told us everything we really needed to know – which is what to eat. And where. The host – Phil – is charming and fun and I’m pretty sure he’s our friend now.
Rich booked our flight and hotel, and we were on our way.
Goals = Tapas, Sangria, and Paella.
We arrived at our beautiful boutique hotel. Great job honey.



Then we went straight out to explore the “La Boqueria” market. It was within walking distance of our hotel and it did not disappoint.
Oh my.
Oh my goodness.
Fruit. Meat. Fish. Cheese.
Fruit again. Laid out in beautiful, eat-me-right-now fashion.
It’s well and widely known that I’m a *bit* of a fruit extremist.
So naturally, I’m all up in this place.
How can I make this my life? I want to eat all the fruit within eye shot. I will work for them, and they can pay me in pineapple and cherries. And I’ll never be sad about anything. Or – I could move in! Just roll myself out a sleeping bag and sleep in the aisle. And everyone would be like, “What happened to Emy?” And Rich would be like “I lost her to the fruit. She has become a recluse inside the market and can no longer be reasoned with.”
#myprecious
Drool face.
Googly eyes.
Heart times a million with La Boqueria.











I peeled myself away from the fruit section and we made our way to the meat and cheese.
Yes!
We had some cheese, the famous Jamon (ham), and had some fried seafood.













Then, because that wasn’t enough – we located our final destination inside the market = a restaurant called El Quim de la Boqueria. The place that our *friend* Phil had recommended to us. And at first, we couldn’t figure out how to get any food. There were, like, 20 barstools around the workstation. And every single barstool was occupied with a human – eating, and mostly leisurely drinking and chatting. Then beyond that, were maybe 40 other people just standing around… with no rhyme, reason, or purpose. So we watched for a while. We almost dropped it and left. It wasn’t making any sense. When one of the lucky diners got up, everyone wiggled their way toward that empty barstool. And whoever got there first was the winner. Like, grown up musical chairs. No line. No one in charge. Free-for-all for empty seats.
Once we understood how to play, we were ON IT. I circled. Rich and I were both servers for several years. In those years, we honed a special skill – not often used, but now suddenly crucial to our existence. This special skill is knowing when people are close to being done eating. I positioned myself between our two likeliest candidates. And wouldn’t you know it, candidate number one was finished within minutes and our butts were on those stools. Thank you very much.
We tried our first In-Spain “potato bravas” with croquettes and then moved on to the prestigious squid omelette.
It was also here that we had our first In-Spain sangria. Hello!!!! It was like glug glug glug glug SO GOOD.



We wandered around, down the main shopping area, Las Ramblas.


We found the Sagrada Familia. Obviously awesome. We didn’t feel the need to go inside because the outside is an experience in itself. I read through my guidebook while we walked around it and we appreciated it even more.



The streets of the city are chill and green.












I love a good set of doors.
AND when a city takes time to make it’s manhole-covers a work of art all on their own.



Here is a typical Tapas menu.

During the days – because we’re us – we went to the beach.
Barcelonetta Beach one day and Platja de la Nova Icaria Beach the other.



The first was a fun-music-party scene.
The second was quiet, peaceful, and surprisingly well equipped.


Along the beach – one of the main items being sold was “beach sheets.” I decided I should have one and I could probably get it back into my luggage somehow. Worst case, I would just have to wear it as a blanket scarf.

I carefully perused the offerings and then bargained for my choice. I enjoy a good haggle.
Look at that! Pretty AND Functional.

And might I note that at BOTH beaches – quiet and calm or music-party. Most of the women were topless. I actually would’ve liked to have had the children with us for this. Especially the boys. The European attitude towards nudity is something that I support. Listen… it’s just boobs. Americans can be so weird about it. When you are there – it’s not like people are running down to the sand ripping their clothes off and screaming “I can’t wait to get naked!” It’s so casual and non-sexual. I’m not sure you can understand it until you go there. No one is oogling or judgmentally staring. In my humble opinion – it’s good for boys, and men, to have a realistic expectation of a woman’s body. The images of women that young boys are exposed to are confusing. When they enter the dating world, their girlfriend’s body isn’t going to look like a brushed-over supermodel. More importantly, they shouldn’t expect her to.
I’m not about to go make a flash card set of tasteful-naked-women pictures or anything. I’m just saying – I would argue that exposure to occasional, casual, non-sexual nudity at a young age satisfies boys’ curiosity in a healthy way.
Anyway… that’s enough of that.
If you’re wondering whether or not I joined in…. welll… all I have to say is “you only go around one time” or “when in Rome, do as the Romans do” or whatever cliche thing you would like to insert here.

We liked the beach at night too.
Rich even risked his life by purchasing, and drinking, a mojito from a guy just walking down the beach. As in, this guy wasn’t with a resort or restaurant or anything. Just a dude with a box-lid-turned-tray of drinks he made… himself… I guess. Rich is like, “It’s good.” and I’m like “I’m sure it is. But one of us has to return home to the children, I’m not drinking that.”

Speaking of drinking… that’s leads me to eating….
We had Potatos Bravas and Sangria with nearly every meal.
We were like “Well…. we better try THIS PLACE’s bravas.. and their Sangria. You never know…. It’s better to be thorough with something like this.”



We tried a different version of Tapas. This type is called Pinchos, and these are little concoctions stacked on top of little pieces of bread – each stuck with a little stick. You go along and pick pieces you would like. It’s quick and casual; more like snack time. Then you just pay according to your sticks that are left behind. This one was tough. There was no English and minimal staff because we were there at an odd time. We ordered Sangria and just did our best.



We LEGIT had no idea what we were eating.
THEN we went to this place, called Tapeo – a recommendation from my Rick Steves guide book. I definitely knew what we were eating and it was delicious. So good I barely got a picture. Sangria was the best here.
Probably our favorite meal of the whole trip.

I don’t know if that was our favorite.. because this was also our favorite:
Chringuito Las Sardinitas is the name of the restaurant. It sits right on the beach.
The previous meal was favorite non-paella and mussels meal.
And this one is our favorite paella and mussels meal.
This place had been recommended to us by a friend – who told us to go here if we wanted good Paella. And I was like “I DO want good Paella.” We sat down right as the restaurant was opening for lunch. And the waiter was like “Paella takes 20 minutes and the chef who makes the Paella won’t be in for another 15 minutes.”
I was like… “Well we came here for it. I guess we are waiting for the man.” And I mean…. we’re sitting on the beach, no kids yelling at us, suns out, cold drink. Waiting is not going to be an issue for me.
Paella man earns it. He deserves to be waited for.




Our *friend Phil* recommended we go here for the hot chocolate. Even though it’s summer, it’s still a thing here. And it’s a thing specifically in this cafe. Phil NEVER steers us wrong, so we did as we were told and reported here right when they opened for the afternoon. And we weren’t the only ones.




You dip and then you eat and then you drink.
Sweet but not too sweet. Creamy and smooth, but still light. Deep flavor, but still familiar.
Delicious is an understatement.
I think I had to rest my head on the table for a second.
If I lived anywhere within a throw of this place I would be in major trouble.
Because it was cheap too.


Also on the cheap treat scale, was a little beauty called a “Farto.” They were being advertised at 5 for $1 and we were charmed by the name so we had some. And they were also just a prefect little treat. Not too much of anything, just right perfect where they need to be.



The only thing I have left to add is how easy and convenient public transit is in Barcelona. Especially out to the airport. In some cities there are multiple airports and train lines that run out to them. And in some cases, the airports are far from the city center.
Not here. Barcelona isn’t too big, and the airport is close to downtown. You can just hop on the public *air conditioned* airport transfer bus for like, $5. Equipped with power adapters and luggage racks. The entire trip took 25 minutes. IT WAS AWESOME.
Thank you, Barcelona, for this.

I found the smoking culture in Barcelona to be horrendously disappointing. I’m not sure why – STILL – Europe is stuck on smoking. They are super careful with their food laws and regulations, but smoking is still heavily part of life. Barcelona was especially bad for this. While having one of our meals on the beach, a French couple right next to us smoked THE ENTIRE TIME. Like, three cigarettes each, in the span of our meal. By the end of our trip, I had learned if we wanted to limit our smoke exposure it was better to ask for an inside seat. But… that….. SUCKS for us. I want to eat outside with all of the cool kids… So, whatever on that.
I would also note, that I was a little surprised at the prices here. I hadn’t expected them to be quite so high everywhere. I know Barcelona isn’t necessarily known for being a “budget” type city but it doesn’t have a really expensive reputation like London or Paris or Monaco. I guess my expectations were just a little off. Lesson learned.
Other than those two things, I found Barcelona to be charming and cool and definitely delicious. Every bit as much as we had hoped it would be.
I would be happy to return again, if only to visit the fruit market alone.
Where we stayed:
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Our London Life: Outings and Raising City Kids
I wanted to put together a few posts about our life here in the UK to commemorate our time here so far. There are three, this is the third. And the one that is the most fun.
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When we moved to London, I didn’t know what to expect on raising our children in this city. I have been so pleasantly surprised. London is a great place to have a family. It is not without it’s challenges, but overall is absolutely amazing for children.
London offers a wide variety of fun options for families, and we have only explored the tip of the ice-burg.
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Public transit – OF COURSE – is our best friend.
Smooth, easy, safe, and clean. It is the way to go.
We find navigating around London with the kids to be relatively simple.
“Hold a hand, and don’t touch anything that you don’t have to touch.” That’s our main mantra while we’re out.
Things that make it more stressful: having a stroller, a big crowd, and the sun going down.
But other than that… We snack. We play. We get there safely and cheaply.


















We even take public transit to Ikea!
Can’t exactly bring a couch back with us on the train, but it works when we just need small things. I told them if they wanted the giant stuffed animals, they would have to carry them home. And they did.



When not using public transit, we walk, bike, and scoot. The kids are complete pros at this – and naturally there are sidewalk walking/biking/scooting rules.











Our most regular outings are just to our local parks, playgrounds, greens and commons.






Ok! So we use public transit, we go to the park a lot.
But other than that here are the outings in and around London that we have done and really enjoyed:
One of the first outings we made after moving to London was to Battersea Children’s Zoo. We were just getting our bearings, and this was a good place to start.



We soon ventured with the big boys to Legoland, which is outside the city in Windsor.







During a visit with family we went to Diana Memorial Playground at Kensington Palace. It’s a woodsy-type play area, with lots of little surprises. Different, sweet and fun.





During one of my mom’s visits, she gifted the big boys with a trip to Kidzania – where they got to pretend to do a variety of jobs inside a little town.




We – naturally – visited the London Zoo.
A big hit for us.






A big favorite of ours has been the ginormous, beautiful and FREE! Natural History Museum. This is where the dinosaurs are. And, you can stop and talk with volunteers – who often have fossils or bones you can hold.
It’s a short tube ride away, and we’ve been there more than a handful of times.
The building itself is worth a walk through, if you’re in the neighborhood.











Another place that we LOVE and have been to more than a few times is the Magic Garden at Hampton Court Palace. It’s not free, but it’s not expensive either.
It’s not too far from the house.
And as you can see – it is, IN FACT, magical.

















Also on the many “times visited list” – Kew Royal Botanic Gardens.
This is probably my favorite place in all of London to take the kids.
It’s massive.
It’s quiet and beautiful.
We’ve been there in all the seasons and there’s always something great to see….
The amazing green houses.




The gardens.


The tree top walk way.


The giant trees.




The Japanese Garden.

We like to bring a picnic lunch.

We like to go into the “Hive” where you can learn about how a bee-hive works, and how bees communicate.








We like to visit the manor house, with cafes and an ice cream shop.

During our regular visits, we didn’t get to explore the gardens as thoroughly as Finn would like. So, him and I went for the day on our own – where he was free to stop and read the scientific name of every tree and plant we saw. We explored the Orchid show in the Princes of Whales Greenhouse. We then went to the Horniman Gallery, which houses the permanent collection of nature paintings and wood samples from around the world and temporarily housed the exhibit of dried flowers.
It was cold and rainy and he just had the BEST time. And so did I.











Then in December, Kew lights up for Christmas!
It’s magical, complete with singing trees and toasted marshmallows, and we’ve gone every year.










Back in the city, during the winter is a spectacle called Winter Wonderland, the likes of which I have never seen. It’s a major Winter Festival and Carnival that appears in Hyde Park out of thin air. It’s got everything… a Bavarian beer hall, an ice bar, a complete-in-a-tent circus show, Christmas shops, an ice rink, MULLED WINE, smoked salmon, brat-worst… etc.
I mean, it’s the real deal.
And, we have also been here every year.





Also during Christmas-time, London lights up in spectacular fashion.










Also around Christmas-time, we’ve had some great experiences at the theater.
London, obviously, has great theater.
But a fun surprise has been all of the great kids shows and children’s theaters that exist. Grandma Susie has taken the boys to the traditional British Pantomime show every year.






And of course… HAMILTON.

Moving on…
We’ve been for tea.
Both fancy and casual.
I love tea time and I’m in for it. All day, every day.




Another great part of town that we’ve visited a little bit is called Camden Market. Hipster central and home to some of the coolest shops and hippest food you will ever see.






Most recently, we ventured slightly outside the city to a Lavender Farm. And although the lavender itself was a little lack-luster (from the dry summer, I presume) we still had a great time. We even mingled with the royals!






That concludes all the outings we’ve been able to accomplish in and around London in our three short years here.
Congratulations. You have completed the set of “Life in London” posts.
If you haven’t been to London… what are you waiting for?
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Our London Life: Public School and Free Healthcare?!
I wanted to put together a few posts about our life here in the UK to commemorate our time here so far. There are three, this is the second.
It’s also the most wordy. Strap yourself in.
PUBLIC SCHOOL –
When we were planning our move here from America, we considered private school options. We weighed our options carefully and decided to “gamble” on a public school. We knew very little about the education system, but we just went with our gut on the decision because we wanted the children to have an authentic British experience. And that meant putting them into British public school instead of an international private school.
We SO made the right call.
Our local public school is *awesome.* I’m aware of the fact that, like the US, the public education system is having a little bit of a hard time in the UK right now. But our experience at our school has been nothing but stellar.
Here in the UK, government funded public school starts at age 3 with half day Nursery. Then at age 4, children go into Reception – which is a full five days. From there, they move up into Year 1, Year 2 and so on.





When we first moved here, because of the American-UK curriculum difference, Harry was severely behind. The kids he entered into school with here were reading books and writing poems, while he had just begun learning sight words. Not only did the staff fully support him, they caught him up and he now exceeds standards in several areas.
Our school is considered relatively large, and we have about 30 kids to each classroom. Three classes per grade level. That room is staffed with a teacher and full time teacher’s assistant. Also, children who are behind in areas or ahead in areas get pulled out for certain times and allocated to other resource teachers. Students aren’t given grades, but are given a status in each benchmark of “working towards” “working at” or “working at greater depth.”
So, for example when Harry first arrived, he was “working towards” all of the curriculum goals in Reading and Writing. They would pull him out for certain phonics help with the resource teacher to move him towards “working at” – which he is now at.
In Math, he easily moved up and now he is “working at greater depth.” For ‘working at greater depth’ he gets pulled out at certain times, to work extra on Math to further challenge and increase his math skills. In other words, they have support on either side of the spectrum.
As part of the standard curriculum, they also receive French, Music, and Computing once a week. They also have Art/Design Technology once a week, taught in their classroom where they do everything from paint and design to sewing and pottery. Also, weekly, they have a lesson in either Religious Education or PSHE (personal, social, health and economic). In these lessons, they cover a wide range of topics including all types of religion, how to deal with stress, appropriate social and sexual behavior, and how to keep themselves healthy. Some of these RE and PHSE lessons have been more impactful for them than anything else they’ve learned at school.
For physical education, they have two hours a week of dedicated PE time. Something I think is interesting, is that they contract out the PE education. The whole PE staff is from a private company that the school hires, and they run their curriculum based upon national standards. And at any new year, they could shop for a new PE company and have a whole new one. In addition to the entire PE course, they offer before and after-school sports classes – like soccer and rugby – right at school that we can sign up for. For an extra fee… of course.
In addition to PE, our school participates in the “Daily Mile.” This is a dedicated 15m time, separate from PE or break time, that the children are taken outside to walk or run along a designated path for 15 minutes. My boys typically run most of it, they say. I think that is an excellent part of their day, and benefits them in so many ways. I’m so grateful that our school does it.
Swimming is a national curriculum requirement, so all Year 4 children are marched to the nearest pool for swim lessons. At our previous school – Riversdale – ALL students swam weekly because they had a pool in-house.
Also, most schools – including ours – have scooter riding safety and street bike riding lessons at the age appropriate levels as part of the school day in the summer term.
Another thing I think is really cool is their ‘yearly performance.’ Every school year each individual class puts on a performance. The performance is always tied into their “Topic” of the term, and it’s not only fun for them and a great way to socialize and bond with classmates, but it is very educational. The children write most of the lines. Every student will have at least one line. And some students have many. There will be music and choreography, basic costumes and lighting. Here are few pictures from Finn’s performance this year.



Both of the boys have gotten very excited about their class performances in the past. Even though they don’t have huge parts and they aren’t the most outgoing, they both appreciate the teamwork and cooperation it takes to put the performance on and are happy to be involved.
Lunch – always hot. And, like PE, catered in by a private company. So, if the school isn’t happy with the lunch service, the school is free to choose a different one. We book and pay for lunches online. And for children in Reception, Year 1, and Year 2 – lunch is free.
And then, in the afternoon or the morning depending on when they have lunch – the children have an additional fruit snack. This is just a piece of fresh or dried fruit that is packed by us each morning.
I have been very impressed with the school lunch companies. I think they offer a good balance of kid-friendly options while making it unique and healthy. Our current company boasts locally sourced milk and produce. They offer familiar dishes like pizza, and fish and chips. But on different days have Roast Turkey and Creamy Chicken Curry. Here is their current menu:
Click to access Summer-2018-Menu-Final.pdf
The kids have an hour for lunch and play. They are monitored by staff and cannot have their pudding (dessert) unless they’ve eaten most of their lunch. And, if your child doesn’t eat their lunch well enough, after a few days, you’ll get a note home. And if it continues, they will suggest you pack a lunch for them. The staff also helps, especially if they are in reception, to cut up their food.
The Reception and Nursery EACH have their own outdoor play areas, separate from the rest of the school.




Also – just like Harry Potter – there are “Houses.” I didn’t know this was a real thing, and now I feel so stupid. But, just like Harry Potter, the entire school is split into four houses. Our houses are Red, Green, Blue, and Yellow. If you have siblings in the school, then you all go into the same house. I think it adds an extra dimension to the school of belonging and togetherness. For doing good things, you might get a house token or two. Sometimes you get a house token for eating all of your lunch, or helping a friend, or going above and beyond on your homework. Then, you put your house tokens into the house token tubes. The tokens are counted up and at the end of the week and – every Friday – there is a celebration assembly.
At celebration assembly, each teacher gives out a “Star of the Week” award. There might sometimes be additional school-wide awards for special work in Math or English. *Harry got the Year 4 Math award – the only one out of the class. Just saying. Brag moment.* Then, the students are updated on the ‘goings on’ around the school by either the student council representatives (yes, they have a student council) or by the house captains. Then the House Cup is awarded to whichever house earned the most tokens and that house is given extra play time. Then they usually sing a couple songs and are released. If your child is the “Star of the Week” then you are invited to attend the celebration assembly. Well… actually you are basically required to attend. It’s special and fun to go.
Also – absolute mandatory parent attendance is the yearly “Sports Day” where children compete in their house colors in various track and field events. Go Green House!!



If you’re wondering how they have time to fit all of these lessons and assemblies and long lunches in, here is Harry’s current schedule:
Currently a little bit under scrutiny because of funding issues, are the field trips. The field trips have been great experiences for Harry and Finn, and I hope that the school can maintain them. They’ve gotten to visit several museums, an urban farm, the London Eye, and Kew Royal Botanical Gardens.
Harry, in Year 4, got to go on a two-night “residential” trip to a countryside estate where they focused on outdoor education and team building. And in Year 5, the school takes them to France where they learn to bake croissants and visit a snail farm and historic town center.

The community around the school is very social and inviting. There are lots of parent social events – like Class Drinks, Class Coffee morning, Wine Night, Quiz night, Parent Social. And of course, there are lots of fundraising events.
Other fun things:
– Homework is minimal.
– There is Christmas at school. England doesn’t claim to separate church and state. So, while they recognize and respect other religions, it is officially a Christian country. No apologies. They have a Christas tree in the hall and sing-a-long night.
– THERE IS BOOZE AT SCHOOL. This one still gets me every time. For every fundraiser or event. Whether it be mulled wine at the Christmas concert or Pimms at the Summer Fair – there will be booze and lots of it. #LondonWinsSchool
– The school is often rented out for birthday parties and private events. This helps the school earn extra money, and is a convenient meeting place for families.
– Security is tight. The entire school is gated with a intercom system. And once you’re inside the gates, you have to be separately buzzed into the building. Parents are not allowed into the building at anytime during the school day unless authorized through the office.
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PUBLIC HEALTHCARE –
ALRIGHT. I knew nothing about UK healthcare before we moved here.
NOTHING.
Universal healthcare?
Free?
What does that even mean?
As far as I can tell, it means that if you pay taxes or are a UK resident, you receive healthcare as a *small* perk of that.
They call it care from ‘birth to grave’ and they’ve been doing it like this since the 1940s.
Here is all I know:
When you move to an area, you register with the local General Practice (GP). There are several doctors and nurses working in the facility and you can choose a doctor that you’d like to be your ‘main physician.’ Once you and the family are registered then you can begin using this facility as needed.
When someone is sick, you call the doctor. They have a certain amount of ‘on the day appointments’ and they also make appointments in advance. If you need to be seen on the day, and your doctors office is full, you then have the option to go to more of a Emergency Care or ER type situation. Alternatively – if you can’t get a same day appointment, you can call 111. This is the NHS hotline (National Healthcare Service) and they will ask you a series of questions to determine the seriousness of your illness. If they determine that you need to be seen right away – they can call your local GP and request an appointment for you. Basically they can override the system.
The local GP also does any other regular appointments and shots that we might need. And thankfully they send me reminders on when to make those. They don’t see the children for yearly health checks unless you request it. But they have been great about preventive screenings for women – and reminders for those.
Also, our local GP has been great about calling me back. Most of the time I just want to talk to a doctor instead of come in. The receptionist takes my number, and the doctor has called me back within half a day every time except one (in which she called in the afternoon). They are always patient and helpful on the phone. Sometimes after talking with the doctor she has determined she would like to see us and gets us in same day. But also – after talking with me about a chronic issue, she just sent me a script right to the pharmacy and I didn’t have to come in.
Another thing our local GP is great about – is giving priority to children. If Rich or I call to make an appointment, they will tell me that the day is booked. But if I specify that it’s for a child – there will suddenly be space. And if there’s still not space – the doctor will make time to call you.
They will not give you an antibiotic all willy nilly. This is obviously better for long term health. But it was hard to get used to. If you bring your child in on a three day fever, they will often send you back home with NOTHING. If it continues and you make a second visit, then you will likely get an antibiotic for that.
However – if you are REALLY in need – as I have been TWICE – they will give it to you quickly. I started running a fever and was terribly sick the day before we were supposed to fly to Vegas. I went to the doctor in the morning before our flight, told them we were leaving, they gave me basically a Zpac and I was almost better before we landed in Vegas. Then again, I got terribly sick with a sinus infection right before we planned to leave for Barcelona. I went to the doctor the day before we left and she loaded me up with antibiotics, sinus medication, and high powered headache meds. I was back to myself by the time we arrived in Barcelona.
So, all I’m saying is…. They can tell the difference. They won’t just hand things out. WHICH IS A GOOD THING. But, if you are really in need. They’ve got it. They’ve got the good stuff. And they will help you.
I’ve never felt like our care at the local GP has been negative or unsatisfactory at all. Yes, sometimes I’m on hold for a long time and sometimes I have to wait for the doctor to call me back. But those are small things. And, when we’ve needed anything they’ve always cared for us promptly and effectively.
A fun little difference from America, at least at our GP, is that the nurses don’t bring you back to the patient room. The nurses work on the first floor and see patients, do paps, administer shots etc. The doctors sit on a different level in the patient rooms and buzz you through an intercom into the waiting room when they are ready for you.
OK, that’s the local GP. And allllll of that is “free” through our taxes.
Cost of appointments = 0
Cost of shots/tests/fees = 0
Cost of scripts for kids = 0
Cost of scripts for adults = flat fee of $8, or a monthly fee of $30 (if you need more than three), and certain people can apply for an exception certificate so that all of your medications are free.
CONTRACEPTION IS FREE.
With NHS you are not taking your children to regular well checks. This was a big change for me. However, your child will still get plenty of care. NHS sends out health visitors to your home when you have a baby, and as the baby grows they will come again. Also – there are NHS funded Children’s Centres where you can go and get them evaluated if you have concerns. Also at the Children’s Centres are free parent support classes and playgroups that are regularly attended by an NHS speech and language therapists. You can just drop in and ask questions.
Other than the regular GP, we’ve only needed an ER type situation once (knock on some wood right now). Viv inhaled some baby powder and I was a little over-reactionary. I called 111 and they recommended she be monitored. Anyway… nothing serious, we were home a few hours later. Happy with the staff and the care we received.
The only other time we’ve needed care outside of the GP was for Rich’s vasectomy at the hospital. We used standard NHS on everything. I took a few weeks to get an appointment, but in our situation it didn’t matter. It went great. Nothing exceptional to report. Which, I think in this situation is exactly what you want.
And again – all of that…. completely free to us.
We are so freaking lucky to be generally healthy. I know that. In a situation where you have serious ongoing issues, or a chronic condition – I can’t speak to NHS on those subjects.
PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE:
Even though there is a comprehensive health system available for every citizen (and tourist!), there is still a private health insurance route.
Through Rich’s company here, we pay for ‘private insurance.’ Some people at the company recommended it. So we have it. We pay an entire £70/month for our private insurance. I was like “Is that a joke? What does that even do?” And during our time here, I’ve told Rich several times to just drop it, because we never need or use it. By the way, that £70 disregards any previous medical conditions and covers us when we travel.
But anyway – we pay for it. And I’ve “gone private” exactly two times.
Having this private insurance doesn’t really do much on a regular basis. Like, at the GP, it serves no real purpose. And that took me a LONGGG time to figure out. Where it comes into play, is when you need to see a specialist. When you have an issue that needs to be seen by a specialist, the regular GP will offer you a referral. The referral will be with NHS. But they may also tell you about your private options, depending on the issue.
And here’s how it worked for us:
Finn needed to see an ENT because he essentially couldn’t hear out of one ear. The NHS ENT could get us in for an appointment in three weeks. A local private option could get us an appointment in one week. This was not necessarily an emergency, obviously. But I decided to go private because we were already paying for it and because the private ENT was marginally closer to the house.
Similar to American health insurance, we pay our monthly payment and then we pay any additional costs associated with our plan.
Finn went for three visits. Each time, his hearing was tested by a technician and then we visited with the doctor and discussed the test results and treatment.
The total cost of his visits was £925.
We paid £150.
We paid £150 because that is the maximum annual out of pocket expense per person on our plan. So if he went back 10 more times in that year, or had an operation, we still wouldn’t have to pay more than that.
The second time we “went private” was to have Vivian’s eye mole evaluated. Again, not an emergency, but definitely a case for a specialist. And I went private, again, as a matter of convenience. The GP recommended she go straight to a pediatric plastic surgeon to have it evaluated. The nearest private option is closer to the house than the nearest NHS option. All of the same payment information applied. Her mole is healthy.
So, even though we do pay for health insurance, it’s ridiculously cheap compared to what I’m used to in America. And most of the time, I don’t even need to use it.
ALL PRICES ARE POSTED
WHAT’S HANDY in this whole situation is that a private hospital or doctor has all of their prices listed on their website.
AH what??
Yes.
There’s no phone calls to the insurance or paperwork to fill out or we’ll see how much we get billed.
There is no mystery around here. For all of this I knew exactly how much I was going to pay up front.
It’s completely awesome.
And so simple it’s ridiculous.
DENTAL AND EYE –
Through NHS, all children receive basic free dental and eye care.
For adults, NHS offers basic care. And it’s similar to the medical system in that you’ll have to wait for some things. We carry private dental insurance, because once again it was recommended to us. We pay £13/month for our family and for each adult we have a yearly spending limit around £120. We can shop dentists – all of the dentists post their prices up front on the website or at the office. You know in advance how much you will spend, and you pay upfront. Then, you put in for reimbursement from the insurance company.
Now that I’ve gotten used to how it works here, I’ve come to rely on it. It was a big adjustment, but I love it now. I know that healthcare is complicated, but here it at least SEEMS more simple.
I thought that the doctors might be mundane government employees with no motivation. That was a stupid, inconsiderate thought. I have found all of the doctors to be genuinely kind and wanting to help. They are sometimes blunt and no-nonsense, and might tell you the truth if you aren’t seriously sick enough to be in there.
But if you are, they will listen and take care of you. In fact, in this system, I think they are more protected by their employer (the government) vs their American private counter-parts. I imagine they have less to worry about, since they aren’t also essentially running a business and worrying about mal-practice. And this allows them to just focus more on patient care.
In addition, I think there are economic benefits. My housekeeper can charge me her hourly rate. And if she breaks a finger or gets cancer, she doesn’t have to worry about the cost of that. She can freely work, and keep her rate competitive. And since everyone can do this, from nannies to gardeners, to electricians to small business owners, to waiters to artists – this keeps the cost of low level labor down. Which makes it easier on everyone.
All I’m saying is… I’m here.
I’m an American living in the UK directly experiencing a successful Universal Healthcare system. And I have to say, I’m convinced. I’m not only convinced that it can work, I’m jealous. It’s a good thing they have going here. And I’m mad/sad/jealous that I won’t have access to it for the rest of my life.
IN CONCLUSION –
All prices for healthcare are posted on websites and easy to find.
If it’s not life-threatening you will wait.
If it is life-threatening, you will be cared for.
If you get cancer you won’t also go bankrupt.
There are no bogus fees and no insurance paperwork to fill out.
Sometimes there are long waits, modest buildings, and minimal staff.
Possibly better patient care because doctors are less burdened.
Possibly keeps low level labor costs down.
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Alrighty, that concludes part two of the “Life in London” series.
Public school and healthcare.
Admittedly, I don’t know everything.
I only know (as is the usual with everything else on MY blog) my experience, in 2018, seen through my American-colored glasses.
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Our London Life: Neighborhood Life
I wanted to put together a few posts about our life here in the UK to commemorate our time here so far. There are three, this is the first. A love letter to our neighborhood.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD
We live in Southwest London. Known for green space and raising babies.
“Affordable” housing and good schools.
Low crime.
Good links to transport.
Let’s walk around….
Heading out, pretty much every street in our entire universe looks just like this:

Here is when two streets meet:

The entire area is heavily residential, with 98% of the homes being a version of this:


Victorian and Edwardian homes built in the late 1800s and early 1900s. And if you want to live in this neighborhood, this is the type of house you will have. Just one after another – street after street after street. It’s amazing how similar they all look at first, but they become so different as you get to know them.
Housing is expensive. But like all the other people living in a major city anywhere else in the world – it’s just a reality we put up with. I feel like we make up the housing cost by saving in other ways. One of those ways – is by NOT having a car. No car payment, no car insurance payment, no fuel costs, no parking fees. London’s public transit system makes this very practical for us – both around our local area and around the city at large.
Every thing that we need is within walking distance. If it’s not, we can take a quick train or bus. Occasionally, something is inconvenient by public transit and we can take an Uber or call a cab. We’re used to it now and so are the kids. They walk. We walk. And, although my children regularly challenge their safety by “constantly trying to get run over” as Rich says, walking is generally much safer than driving, I just like that little added bonus.
One of the major draws of SouthWest London is all of the green space. And I’m going to take you to the parks first because it’s my FAVORITE part of our neighborhood.
We have three neighborhood parks. And we are here ALL THE TIME. In the summer…. sometimes, everyday. Our largest and most well-accommodated park is Wimbledon Park (10m walk). It has 12 lit tennis courts, two play areas, a splash pad, an active sand volleyball scene, a lawn bowling league, a putt-putt golf course, a cafe, a sailing pond, a track, beautiful landscape and a HUGE green. This park is my favorite of the three and it’s always milling with people, kids, and families. And it also happens to be where the masses camp out for Wimbledon tennis. So during those couple weeks, there is extra mayhem.










The Wimbledon Tournament Crazies:

The opposite direction from Wimbledon Park is King George Park. This one is probably the kid’s favorite because they like the playground the best. We can reach the tip of King George in about 5 minutes walk. It’s huge. The green space, again, huge. In King George there is a community center complete with a indoor swimming pool, gym and climbing wall, a second ‘leisure’ center, and a private gym – all of which we’ve used. In fact, it’s where we go for the kids’ swim lessons.
There are multiple fenced-in soccer fields, 12 tennis courts, a children’s center, landscaped gardens, two playgrounds, and a river walk. Plus, it is conveniently behind our nearest shopping center.









Thirdly, our smallest, but most visited park is the one behind the school and nearest to the house (3m walk) – Durnsford Recreation Ground.
It has two playgrounds – one that is perfect sized for Viv. It also has a small walking path – where the kids learned to ride bikes – and a nice open green where we can fly kites. This is Viv’s favorite place to come and (probably illegally) pick flowers. There is also a fenced in basketball area.





On all three of these parks, I would just like to mention that the ‘playground areas’ at each are completely fenced in. AND I APPRECIATE THAT.
Ok, since we’re over by the school – I’ll take you by there real quick. It’s a happy little place.


And here is the sweet little garden reserved for the nursery kids:





The school is also the location of the farmers market that takes place every Saturday, all year long.

From here we can circle back towards the house, out on the “main road” and we will find the bus stop, a cafe, a barber, a laundry mat/cleaner, a fixture supply store, a pharmacy, a mini-grocery store, an electronics repair shop, and a general store.
I can literally see this grocery store from my front porch…I love it in here. I have almost every shelf memorized, I know all the employees (by face), and my current record for visits in one day is 4. Sainsbury’s is a big grocery chain in the UK and they have large ‘big box’ type stores, but they also have mini stores all over the place called ‘locals.’ It doesn’t have everything, of course, but it has all of the staples. And I know of several meals that I can now whip up in a pinch from ingredients bought only from the local. Heart.

Also on the love scale – across the street, is JJ’s. It doesn’t look like much, but JJ’s is there for us.

When we need anything. JJ’s has it. All TWO isles are cramped, the shelves are almost too hard to manage – but they have at least one of everything in the world. And they’ve been there when I needed a dust pan, a mouse trap, a bottle of wine, a fidget spinner, San Pelligrino, a safety pin, latex gloves, a baby potty, and garden shears to name a few.
If we continue to walk down the street we find Papa Johns, a couple other restaurants.
And then our favorite take-away, our beloved, cannot live without it, hear the angels sing, Pasha. The only place in London, I hear – south of the river – where you can get a kebab made fresh within in the restaurant…. is this little hole in the corner of the wall.

For educational purposes, a Turkish kabob is this business right here:

Across the street from Pasha is the doctor! And a second local pharmacy. Pretty standard.

If you continue down the main road you would also find a few local pubs




Also (since gambling is legal here) a gambling… store? I don’t really know what to call it… and a butcher, various other general stores and services, and a Gymboree/karate combo building, and a luxury car dealership.




From there, we can walk down a little ways to our nearest overground rail station, Earlsfield Station. It takes us about 10m to walk here, 8m if you’re Rich (or me when I’m cold) but more like 12-14m if the kids are with us. From here, you can catch an overground train to lots of places, including a train that will take you to city center in three quick stops. This is Rich’s preferred method of commute.
Also by Earlsfield are piano lessons at the SWS Music School. Several great restaurants and pubs. A bakery and a Starbucks. Another ‘local’ type grocery store called “Tesco Express,” our rental management company’s office, a small local Theater, a “Flip Out” indoor trampoline park, THE BUS I TAKE TO THE HOLY GRAIL – ALDI, and a couple other odds and ends.




As I said – you can take the train to city center, BUT, you can take it the opposite direction – one stop – to Wimbledon Station.
At Wimbledon there is more shopping – but of most importance to us – the Centre Court shopping centre, the gaming shop where we have to check EVERY TIME for second-hand SkyLanders, my hairdresser, the eye doctor, the dentist, a large Kroger-type grocery store called Morrisons, and a couple other “local” type grocery stores called Little Waitrose, M&S simply food. There is also several other restaurants (including the BEST MEXICAN ever – Wahaca!), pubs, clothing and shoe stores, specialty stores, and toy and electronic stores. The YMCA. The library. A regular movie theater. A high-end BEAUTIFUL exclusive to Wimbledon department-style store called Elys. The Polka Theater (children’s), and the New Wimbledon Theater (100 year old landmark that puts on major productions and our local source of the English traditional Christmas Pantomime).






From Wimbledon station, called the ‘Broadway’ area we can walk up the hill towards “The Village” where there are more great restaurants and some fun boutique shops. This is also where we can access the Wimbledon Common. From the pictures up above, you can sort of see how large “Wimbledon Park” is. In this following picture, Wimbledon Park is the circle – it’s there as a frame of reference for how absolutely gigantic Wimbledon Common is. And butted up to that, Richmond Park. Even larger.
These are massive nature preserves. I’ve been surprised and impressed by the green space London has saved aside. From our location, a 40m train ride will take you to Big Ben, and a 10m car ride will take you to Wimbledon Common.

And here we are exploring part of Wimbledon Common:








Ok! From the Village – there are multiple ways to get back home. We’ll take the bus and tube.
We go one stop to Wimbledon Park.

When we pop up here, we can walk down the road and find several restaurants, a post office, an other ‘local type’ grocery store called The Co-Operative, a couple hairdressers, a community center, estate agents, and more specialty shops.











We can’t forget Finn’s favorite store to buy tic-tacs “Best One”

From this Tube station is also Rich’s second best commute option.
Door to door, about 50 minutes from home to work.
If we walk from the Tube station towards home, which would take us about 10m, we would also walk by the church that we prefer to attend (St Luke’s Church), and the local Mosque.


But, we’re not going home yet. I’m taking you the opposite direction. Up the hill!
If we walk up the hill from the station, we enter a very different side of the neighborhood. You know how I said that 98% of the homes look like those Edwardian ones. That is true. Then, maybe another 1% are flats and lofts above the store fronts, and then the last 1% are up the hill. They have a smidge more space and cost just a little bit more money.





That’s how the other half lives. Or the other 1%.
ANYWAYS, if you walk up the hill you are also treated to a view of the London skyline on a clear day:

If you continue up the hill and around the corner you will run into The All England Lawn and Tennis club (AELTC), which is where they host Wimbledon – or as it’s referred to here “the tennis” or “the championships.” When The Tennis is in full swing the neighborhood is in a different sort of state. People camp out in the park to get spots for tickets, the stores decorate with tennis like it’s Christmas. They change over the platform at the next Tube stop to a tennis court and obviously there are more people and more traffic.






Across from the AELTC, back towards home, is a convenient golf course. I had to peek myself over the hedges and try a couple times to get a picture, but don’t worry, it was fine. I only distracted two to three golfers.


From outside the golf course we can walk back home, if we cut through Wimbledon Park.
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RECYCLING –
Not long ago, our neighborhood rolled out an entirely new recycling program. New trash bins arrived at my house with all new recycling instructions. Including the new service of recycling clothing and batteries.
Now everyone’s cramped front gardens are filled with bins of all shapes and sizes, but I don’t care.
I think it’s totally awesome.

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OBSERVATIONS AND CULTURAL ADJUSTMENTS –
The cable, phone, and internet market is much more competitive here. We have a great internet package for CHEAP.
There is no tax on children’s clothing.
Parents making under 100k/year receive subsidies for 30hrs of daycare per week.
Needing and wanting childcare is not frowned upon, but almost expected. There are lots of nanny/Au Pair/mother’s help options available for a reasonable rate. And mothers don’t judge each other – or themselves – for using them. It is expected that a child will start attending some sort of part-time Nursery around two years old. And in addition to that, it’s very common for mothers – even ones that are home full time – to hire some daytime help.
Also very common, and available at a reasonable rate – housecleaners. Everyone I know has one.
Packaged food ingredient standards are STRICT. Food additives and preservatives are minimal – expiration dates are SHORT and should be taken seriously.
Eggs are brown and unrefrigerated.
GOOD bread and GOOD cheese are cheap.
Antibiotic is practically a naughty word, and is only siphoned out in small doses, when desperate. Better for the long term health of the patient, but took me a while to get on board with this.
Competitive sports for children are hard to find. Everything is more of what an American would think of as ‘rec league’ style.
Often, you have to pay for a public toilet. Consequently, they are (usually) cleaner.
There are no flat bed sheets.
Cigarette boxes have pictures of cancer on them.
Food containers are more often glass than plastic.
There are open-air urinals in areas around lots of pubs and bars. Helps with the street-pee smell.
There is no such thing as cream in your coffee. But there is definitely cream in your tea.
Also – no ice.
Leash laws are much more lax, and most pubs allow dogs.
The cultural view of things like nudity, body odor, and bras are more casual or seen as more “optional.”
What looks to you like a one-way street is just a regular street. When a car comes from another direction – we simply play chicken until someone can pull into or back into a parking space.
Dryers are optional. Kill me now.
First floor bathrooms are optional.
A 20 minute walk is acceptable and considered “within walking distance.”
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Even though the US and the UK have many cultural similarities, sometimes the divide is big. And I think, by now, we’ve made a good transition into this culture and my list of “things I miss from American life” is small and looks like this:
casual active wear as acceptable attire when NOT working out
air conditioning
sturdy food packaging
Target
public smoking laws
spaghetti squash
a real dryer
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*** on the accents ***
I get asked this question alllll the time, by Americans and Brits alike.
Are the kids getting a British accent??!?
And the answer is: sort of.
They say a FEW words like a Brit. Like water. And nearly. And car.
When they were first thrown into school they quickly started picking it up. And then they would spend a few days at home or on school break, and it would wear off a little bit.
I would tell friends that they sounded like someone TRYING to do a British accent and doing a bad job.
That’s how they used to sound to me.
Because they would fall in and out of it, were inconsistent with it, and incorrect with it. But they weren’t and aren’t TRYING to do anything.
They’re just little sponges, trying to make sense of the languages they are absorbing. On top of that, when we moved here Harry and Finn were both in the middle of trying to learn to read and getting taught British pronunciations of phonics.
But now, after being in school for almost three years, I think they’ve settled in to their mash up of accents, and have met their absorbency maximum. I notice the inconsistencies much less, and I will be surprised if we notice changes from this point on. It rose, tapered off, and now has plateaued.
To an American, they will sound part British. But to me, or someone who hears a full British accent all the time – they only sound… like, a quarter British.
When you hear their FULL Brit friends speak at school – they sound nothing like them. And I don’t think they could if they tried.
More than developing an accent, they now speak all of the Brit lingo. And, NOW, in order to communicate with them, I also speak the lingo. Most often: jumper (sweatshirt), trousers (pants), pants (underwear), bin (trash can), tell them off (to tell on someone).
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And… that concludes post number one of my “Life in London” series!
All is so good in the hood.
Read on for mysterious and exciting tales of doctor visits and trips to the museums.
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Prague

I don’t know….
Prague has me trippin.
Nothing’s perfect. Except for maybe Prague.
I feel like I belong to a secret club now, or something.
A secret society of people who have visited Prague and now know it’s greatness.
I just have so many feelings.
First off, Prague (like London and Paris and many other European mega stars) is over a thousand years old.
#respect
Just let that sink in a little bit.
For me to feel like I belong to a secret society of people to have walked in Prague is hilarious. Sooooo many other people have been here before me.
They have a clock in the square that is twice as old as the founding of the United States.

And that’s just a clock. The 500 year-old Astronomical Clock, which we actually didn’t get to see because it was under construction. SUPER SAD. Cue a little bit of devastation, but really, the only disappointment I experienced the entire time.
I don’t know… it’s like the world hasn’t discovered Prague or something. Some of the other cities, while AMAZING, have felt at times over-run, over-visited, over-used (ehm, Paris), just worn out in a way. Dirty and smoky.
Like they just need a freaking break in order to return to their former glory.
Not that they’re not glorious, because they can be… it’s just sometimes they’re not, you know?
And I’m including London in this.
But not Prague. It’s different. It’s totally major. And has just as much amazing history as London, Paris and Rome.
I’m here to tell you. GO TO PRAGUE.
Prague first popped up on my radar a few years ago, while watching Emily’s season of *The Bachelorette.*
Heyyyyaa.. That’s right.
I mean, like they do on the Bachelor/ette, they just made the city look so amazing. And I was like “I’m going to be there someday” and it’s remained on the very tip top of our list the entire time we’ve been sitting in the UK.
The original idea was for Greg and Janice + Rich, Harry and Finn to go to Miniatur Wunderland in Hamburg for a night or two while I stayed back with the babies.
But, I was like, “Hey, I think Prague is close to Hamburg… just let me take a quick look at flights. Just a real quick look and see.”
And before you know it, we book an AirBnB and everyone is going and we’re doing two cities in five days.
The only problem that I could really foresee was that I wasn’t sure if Prague was kid-friendly. Being kid-friendly, or family-friendly, requires a few specifics things -which I’ll get to. But I didn’t know if Prague would be that way.
Then I pulled from the back of my brain, somewhere I had read a “Europe’s Best” list and that the best zoo in Europe was in Prague. It stuck with me because I was so surprised.
And I thought, alright. We’ll start with that and hope for the best.
SO, ALRIGHT –
Fly from Hamburg to Prague. The flight itself is short – only a little over an hour – but of course we were delayed AGAIN. By just an hour this time. So, thankfully, it’s not too painful.
And we were waiting in the airport instead of inside the plane.
Which is helpful.
We were free to roam, play, wait 20 minutes in line for a cup of coffee… stuff like that.




We arrive. And by the way there is no passport control. SWEET!
I love that when that happens.
Just waltz right on it, says the Czech Republic.
I’m going to like you, I thought.
I can already tell.
Our AirBnB host had arranged a driver for all eight of us, for the entire price of 30 Euros.
I was like… ah ya, we’ll take that…. thankyouverymuch. And the driver was there waiting for us with his little sign.



We settle into our house with no issues.
And it’s in this old, sorta could-go-either-way type looking building.
But I mean, look at some of that detail work around the windows and the iron work on the door.
Just, you know. Average.



I know this apartment got tons of five star reviews, and I know it’s in a great location. But you still never really know. I look around and the street itself is light and clean. The neighborhood seems safe as well.
I’m happy.

We walk in and up three flights of stairs and I continue to appreciate the details of this building. The tile, the doors, the railings.




These were the doors to our apartment. I wish I would’ve taken a picture of every set of doors. They were beautiful.
Moving in, the apartment was as described. Light, clean, and spacious.
With a long row of bedrooms on the front, and a kitchen and bathroom along the back. When traveling anywhere in other people’s homes – you have to be ready to make concessions. And I didn’t know what to expect.
But honestly, this place was just right.









The view out the front:
Looking out behind the kitchen:

Only a few simple issues in the house.
1 – We could not figure how to get hot water.
2 – I could not figure out how to use the coffee maker.
3 – There was quite a bit of street noise at night.
4 – We spotted ants in the kitchen.
BUT:
1 – Papa figured out how to get hot water flowing.
2 – I’ll just make tea instead.
3 – We’ll close the windows at night….Or if it’s too hot for that, we’ll see if we can sleep through it. The kids all slept like literal rock stars. And I think even though us four adults took turns being woken in the night, for the most part we all slept.
The kids slept and that’s the important part.
Plus, here’s the thing. You can either be close to everything or you can have a quiet place to stay. But you can’t have both. We’ve learned that we prefer to prioritize a central location.
4 – We are very creature friendly…. and there were only a few. And the last morning I didn’t see any at all.
Oh, and I should mention the other quarky/historical/educational detail about the house – and slight hazard for the children.
Giant windows. Open straight down.
I’ve never seen windows anywhere else like this. They were in every home, building, and restaurant I spotted in Prague.
Quadruple pain – swing windows.


Definitely a little bit to get used to.
They aren’t quite as trecherous as they looked because with all the different panes to swing open, and a good two to three feet of casing, plus radiator – it would be challenging to actually climb up there well enough to fall out.
Possible, of course, but challenging.
I never felt overly worried about it. And I imagine the people of Prague who live in these homes full time don’t get overly worried about it either.
So that’s that.
And of course, upon arrival, it only took a few minutes for Finn to construct a fort.


OK!
Moving on. We settled in. Found a near-by KFC to grab a quick dinner. HAHAHAHA.
Then we got the kids in bed, left them safely guarded by papa, and went out in search of a grocery store and if we were lucky – some gelato.
We found said grocery store.
Managed to figure it out enough to buy food for breakfasts, drinks, treats and snacks. We we made it out in time to hit the gelato shop on the way home.
WINNING.
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Our first full day in Prague was officially ZOO day.
This visit was pretty hyped up.
I’d done some research. We’d been looking at the map online before hand. We’d peeked in at the live feeds on the elephants and taken a look at the offering of exhibits – which is extensive and very impressive and featured some of their favorites like Lemurs, Otters, Tigers, Hippos, Elephants, Polar Bears, Lions, a Giant Salamander, and so many more.
It has almost 9,000 reviews on TripAdvisor. And according to Trip Advisor, it’s the 5th best zoo in the entire world.
For our animal-lover babies, I badly wanted it to live up to the hype.
And I have to say, after being there for the entire day… it does.
First off – it’s huge.

Absolutely HUGE.
This is a good thing because it’s amazing, but a bad thing because it’s exhausting.
But for the most part, a good thing.
Sidenote – I made sure to make room in our luggage for Finn’s animal adventure gear. A gift from Grandma Susie. Because, of course, I wanted him to look awesome. And he excitedly wore it all day, even when it was kinda too hot.


Secondly, it’s essentially on a mountain.
The map doesn’t show elevations. So we had no idea about this. We visited a few enclosures near the entrance and then Finn wanted to take this random path over around the corner that kinda looked like it was going to nowhere. But he was insistent and it was early in the day – so we agreed to follow him.
And we climb up this path.
And up and up.
And UP and UP.



And again – this is a bad and good thing for us. Bad, because we weren’t expecting to go on a hike today. But it’s a good thing because as we climb up we start to get an amazing and unexpected view out and over the rest of the zoo and the city itself. We finally did spot some small random bird enclosures along this mountainous walking path, and Finn goes “I found parrots!!! TOTALLY WORTH IT.”
The weather was beautiful. We made it to the top and there was coffee, clean toilets, and ice cream. And we even saw a few more animals on the way.



The nice thing about inadvertently climbing to the top of a mountain was that everything was a downhill walk after that. So, really, we did the best thing first. We would’ve been way too gassed at the end of the day to make that trek.
We wandered around and covered the rest of the enclosures and exhibits during the rest of the day. Stopped for food and play.











There were a few giant, amazingly beautiful statues around that handily served as landmarks on the giant map.

Oh, and don’t forget – everything is in Czech. Might seem like a major problem, but it really wasn’t. The zoo is definitely NOT near the main tourist areas where you have the highest concentration of people able and willing to speak English + english translations of signs and menus. There was definitely a this-is-a-local-place type of vibe to the whole thing… lots of just Czech moms with kids and local-looking families. Despite that, most of the employees were helpful enough. And I was able to find an english translation sheet of the menu at the restaurant and fumble through an order.


Plus, most things are in pictures and we don’t like to read that much anyway.
Just in general, the enclosures were dreamy. The walks between the enclosures were dreamy. It was heavily wooded with plenty of shade, but still clean and easily walkable. It was more like taking a walk through the woods than it was being in a “zoo.”

As the afternoon went on we were definitely hitting a little bit of an energy slump. The sun was getting pretty hot, we’d walked ALOT.
But we continued on, and like an oasis in the dessert we happen upon a little pool. Little Czech babies running naked in and all around, and everybody just relaxing in the shade.
Finn, who is not only our animal-lover, but also our natural fish says “Hey! Hey! Can I get in the water?? Please!?!”
And honestly, I was sort of in a haze and I was like “I don’t know… don’t you want to continue on so that we can see the whatever whatever over there…” and he was like “NO. I want to go swim in that pool.”
And, then of course, Theo and Viv chip in “Ya! We want to too.”
But again, I was like, “Guys, I don’t know. We’re at the zoo. Do you really want to stop and do this when we have other animals to see? Plus, I didn’t bring anything for you to swim in.”
“That’s ok” says Finn. “Just let me put my feet in for A LITTLE BIT!”“What do you think daddy?” I say.
“I don’t think so guys.” Replies daddy. “We can swim another day.”
“Please. Just for a little bit. Really quick.”
“Alright.” We concede. “JUST your feet. JUST a little bit. We’re here at the zoo, remember. Aren’t you excited to move on?”
“yayyayaya whatever.. whatever… ”
And within three seconds flat, Finn has his shoes and socks off and is shoving them to me turning to the water without hesitation.
I look around at the other kids around the pool. And most of them, up to a certain age, are naked or nearly naked – because it’s Europe and that’s the way we do it.
And everybody is cool.
And I’m soaking in the beautiful weather and the beautiful mountainside view we have. I’m helping Vivi take off her shoes and socks. She gets in with her dress on. I’m taking off my sandals. The cool water is absolute heaven for my over heated ankles.
And Finn is just SO HAPPY gingerly splashing around. But, you know, after a few minutes, he starts pushing it a little and going deeper into the pool. The bottom of his shorts get a little wet.
And I turn around to help Viv step into the pool and I *hear* Finn drop his entire clothed bottom into the pool.
And that was it. He convinced me to let him take off all his clothes.
“Just let me be naked and swim for little bit, like everyone else. I really really want to go under the bridge.” He said.
Alright.
I guess we’re doing this.
Fact about Finn – he doesn’t like to wear clothes.
This is well documented.
I don’t know if ANYONE has ever been as happy as Finn was swimming completely naked in this pool.
Harry and Theo stuck with the original feet-only plan… sort of…
And after only a few minutes, Vivian, our other exhibitionist had soaked her dress and decided to jump on the nudie train.
And we just took the time and let them swim.
And we sat, and their wet clothes dried on the sunny grass.
And it was sort of the best.




And for me, this little nude swim, was not only the perfect refreshing battery-charging-cool-down that everyone needed, but was also a real highlight of the whole trip.
To think, Rich and I didn’t want to stop for this.
Life teaches you a lesson even when you didn’t realize you needed one.
Take a second or a minute or an hour, and go for the swim.
Even though I didn’t bring swim gear, I did pack a couple microfiber towels, and a change of clothes for Viv. Both came in handy.
After drying off and getting back to decent, we finished up the animal visits and even found it in our energy reserves to race down this little track we found.
When you ran by, it told you how fast you went and then told you which animal also ran that fast. We all did it, even Grandma and Papa. After that, we were all truly tired and it was almost time for the zoo to close. Grandma treated the kids to a visit in the gift shop and I got some (more) coffee.




Then we returned to our apartment by bus and tram.
Our 30 minute journey was complete with snacks to keep everyone quiet, happy, and most importantly – awake.

As stated above, I think this zoo totally lives up to the hype.
I found it:
- to be cheap! (adult admission = 200CZK = 7GBP = 9USD)
- not crowded
- very clean
- to have wonderful animals and exhibits
- to have frequent and clean toilets
- to have a good variety of clean restaurants with good service
- to have minimal gift shops (a plus if you ask me)
- easy to get to from the city center
I mean… what else can you ask for? Overall, just a huge win for us and a great day.
Once we got back to the house, we fed and scrubbed the kids, and got them promptly in bed.
We made sure Grandma and Papa were also fed, because they graciously offered to stay with the kids so that Rich and I could go out for dinner.
Rich and I were tired, but we were also really excited to go out.
So, we rallied.
Rich researched where we should go while I got ready.
Then we were off. And we got our first real look at the streets of the city center.


In Prague, the specialty is meat and beer.
SO.
That’s what we shall eat.
This place, named Kantyna, is a butcher shop in the front and then a buffet/cafeteria in the back.
The offering is different everyday, but always simple and traditional Czech fare. Across from the food station is the equally important beer station. After you get your food, you sit further back where it is cafeteria style and very casual – so you can make friends.
Apparently, places like these are very popular and all the rage with the ‘kids’ in Prague. But I found this one to be extra-hipster with copper fixtures, white walls and high ceiling, open seating, slick lighting, and overall attitude.
I have to admit, I really doubted our choice while we waited in line to be served. I had no idea what we were looking at and absolutely no idea if we were going to be able to communicate with the person trying to help us. But you see this man…working the counter – with the slicked over hair, white shirt, black apron?

He smiled at me, proudly and patiently spoke in perfect English, and told me what was on offer. I asked him what he recommended, and he proceeded to lovingly put together my plate.
And then he convinced Rich to try the steak tartare (raw beef).
Sidenote – Prague is FAMOUS for steak tartare. Just as much as Paris.
Rich says to him “I really want to get the tartare. But I have to admit, I’m afraid.”
He says, “No, you just try some.” And he grabbed a little spoonful of the tartare for Rich to try and says “No junk, no fillers, no ketchup or mustard. Just salt and pepper and great Czech beef.”
And Rich proceeded to order an entire plate, which was literally a half a pound of uncooked beef.
I’ll admit, this man charmed me. He did.
I said to Rich “I wish we could take him home with us.”
And Rich was like “Uh.. What now??”
“Ya, you know, just to have around. To tell me what to eat and then make it for me. It would be so amazing, wouldn’t it? I love him. I want to keep him.”
None of that is creepy or weird.
You had to be there.

On my plate – pulled pork, potato pancake, horseradish, asparagus with lemon sauce.
And on Rich’s plate, of course, the taretar – of which I had a bite or two.
Everything was DELICIOUS.
I don’t like, or drink, beer. Ever. But Czech beer is a whole thing, so of course I’m going to try some.
And wouldn’t you know, I liked this beer. To be fair, they cheat by adding juice. Freshly squeezed orange juice to be exact. But I don’t care one bit. It works. It’s amazing.
And I drank my entire beer all by myself and STILL wish I could have more, right this very minute.
And we drank, and we ate, and we sat right next to strangers, and I was a very happy person.



We followed that with a little walk along the river, and then it was time to get back to the apartment.



We wake up the next day with rough plans to tour the city. Eat breakfast at the house, and leave in a leisurely fashion.
We make our way through the streets, toward the Old Town Square.
I’ve got my trusty *Rick Steves* guide book.
The surroundings are hard to process.
It feels sort of Mediterranean sometimes, but then feels German too or Dutch, and also sometimes even a little English. It was the most amazing mix of buildings, each with a different color and usually amazing stone work and a tall tower or spire.
And HUGE old doors.
The streets are winding and narrow. And almost everywhere we went was cobblestone.








Stop the train. WE FOUND AN ANT.

All the little shops and such.








The official street pastry of Prague is the “Trdelnik.”
Rolled dough, wrapped around a stick, then grilled and topped with sugar and/or your favorite mix of filling.
You can find them being sold all over town, so of course we stopped for one… or two.


We never did find out how to properly pronounce the name of this delicious treat. We just kept calling it a “turtle neck” because that’s how the word looks to us and honestly it looks a little like a turtle neck. Why not? Sorry, Prague.
I will return someday and have one, or more than one….






We round the corner after our treat break and find ourselves in the square. And discover the the Astronomical Clock is covered. That’s alright though. I read from my book a few other interesting things about the square and we just relaxed for a little while.
There was beautiful live music playing, we all enjoyed that.
The weather was outstanding.




And, they had a meat and beer stand.
So.
We had some of that.







Look at this simple archway.


Hi Papa!

Look at the sidewalks.

We walked from the Old Town Square towards Charles Bridge.
I’d heard about a little library that might be worth a stop if we were in the area. A little look on my map proved that the library was, in fact, right on our way.
Some people think the Klementinum Library is the most beautiful in all the land.
And I might agree. I mean, I haven’t seen a book house better than this.
It was founded in the 11th century and houses 20,000 books – many of which are famous and there is only one copy. It’s completely preserved and also still a working library.
Only rules are you can’t go in and you can’t take pictures.
And to actually look at a book, I’m sure you need to jump through just-a-few hoops.
All of which is understandable.
The only way to see the library is to book a tour. The guide will walk you to the library, give a little speech, and let you stand in the doorway. I wasn’t allowed to take a photograph – but do not fear. As usual, internet to the rescue.


When we walked up to the building, there happened to be a tour starting right then. The tickets were fairly inexpensive. So we thought it worth the gamble. It was really special and I’m glad we stopped to see it in person.
And let me answer the question I know you’re thinking.
Yes.
It smells like old books.
From here we continued our walk towards the bridge and stopped at Starbucks – for a potty – which is nothing special. But inside the potty, I found this sign – which I do think is special… and strange…. and hilarious… and obviously, with the two language options being English and then some type of Asian-themed language aimed at a certain type of people. People who stand on toilets, I guess?

So many questions…
Has this become a problem? Such a bad problem that they had to make a sign?
Why is this in Prague?
Do the people who need to read this sign think they can’t sit on a toilet?
It’s weird is all I know.
Around the corner from the sit-on-the-potty Starbucks was the landmark Charles Bridge. Famous for statues and for being beautiful. Pedestrian only, of course.


Just before the bridge tower, there was a man with birds.
We paid him money to put the birds on us.
It was fun.



Then we were under the tower and walking across the bridge, and getting a great view of the other half of the city and the castle up ahead.




We got across, and the beautiful scenery only continued. I seriously have never been so compelled to take pictures of buildings. And streets. And manhole covers. And street lamps. And doors.
I just thought everything was so special and picture worthy.
It was honestly kind of exhausting.




Then, like good little soldiers, we reported to McDonalds.
Because we are traveling with four children under 9.
#excuses
Sorry, not sorry.



Sit.
Eat, drink, potty, walk on.
Our next idea is to tour Prague Castle.

Which I now sense is going to be up high. I’ve taken in the view from the bridge. I’ve learned a lesson from the zoo. I’m going to use my deductive reasoning and guess that we’re heading up a hill to get to that castle.
And I was right. But, it wasn’t a hillside path this time.
Just a simple set of stairs.
The stairs go up and up.
And wind around and go up and up again.
I volunteer to take the 20lb stroller up the stairs because I always relish an oppurtunity to work my glutes.

On the way down the stairs, Harry, Finn and I each counted the stairs and we each got three different numbers. Google says there’s 121 steps.
It felt sort of like 300 or so.
But, again, the weather was beautiful, there were lots of little landings along the way. We weren’t in a hurry, the kids did great. Even carrying the stroller up wasn’t so bad.

Taking any little second they can to play with their fresh Happy Meal toys….


We get to the top, and as you would suspect, there is a spectacular view out over the city and a rather large compound of (more) beautiful buildings.





We find the castle gates and go inside.
It’s free.

You can tour around the grounds and buildings of the castle complex, but we’ve got our eye on St. Vitus cathedral.










These old cathedrals never cease to impress me. And this one, with it’s simple austere ceiling, lots of light, and exceptionally brightly colored stained glass – might just be my new favorite.

We ventured out of the castle grounds and found a little spot of grass to let the kids play in. As if they didn’t get enough exercise today. I thought they’d maybe sit and chill with us. But nope – they’re good to go. Run around and play for a bit.
Look at the brick work on that building… and this simple street lamp.


All of us! Together in the frame!

Time to head back down now.

We’ve got a gift shop to hit, and coffee and gelato calling our name.
Notice the stair-step print in the brickwork on the ground.








Back across the bridge….





The picture-worthy Prague tram. By the way – watch yourself in and around them. They’ve got quite a little ZIP to them.

One last picture for me and Viv.

And we’re rounding the corner back to the apartment.

This night, I stayed home with the kids and got them fed and in bed while Rich took Grandma and Papa back over to see my friend at the butcher shop cafeteria. He saved his appetite and when they returned, Rich and I ventured out for some delicious Asian fusion. Because when there’s good Asian fusion in the area, I can’t resist it’s pull.
We ate and had a great dinner, but not before stopping for one last picture by the river.

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We have VERY INTELLIGENTLY booked ourselves an afternoon flight out of town.
So, the next morning, we leisurely pack up, eat breakfast and leave the house.
Since we have all of our luggage with us, but it’s not yet time to go to the airport, we decided it’s best to lounge in the park near the train station.
Have a play and eat some lunch. Then, when the time is right, head to the airport.



And we arrive at the airport with absolutely no trouble and find ourselves with some more time to kill.
And looky there…. sent directly from the airport gods, the perfect cage for our children to play in while we wait.

They even made a friend, Marcus.
“Their best friend in Prague” they told me.


But it’s not all cupcakes and rainbows and skipping right onto the plane.
No way would it be that easy.
We find out we’re delayed. AGAIN.
By THREE HOURS this time.

You know….. like….. whatever man.
I could say a lot of things about airports or Ryan Air or time or bad luck.
But you know, it just happens. You are at their mercy. Completely at their mercy.
And… frankly, it’s what you knowingly sign up for when you venture outside of your hobbit hole. No sense in being a total grump.
We had electricity, food, water, clean and working toilets. The area where we were camping was at a pleasant temperature, and very clean and not crowded. Nobody bothered us. And we had the unexpected BONUS of a play gym. Waiting on a delay is the absolute worst, but when you’re comfortable it’s not sooooo bad.
And Prague was so good to us, honestly I can forgive this.
It’s not Prague’s fault anyway. It’s probably Paris.
We finally make it onto our plane. And we’re all a little relieved.
The flight home is short, just an hour.
Later than we wanted, but we are going to make it home.


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I can confirm that Prague is indeed kid friendly.
Here are my criteria:
- cleaniness
- walkability/public transit
- ease of dining/ordering/seating
- cheap/free activities
- crowd level
- cultural experience balance
- general safety/crime
- smoking culture
- cost
1.cleaniness: you can look back through the pictures for proof. But this city is spotless. Not a lick of trash or a cup rolling down the street. Even taking the “back roads” to the grocery store, even when we ventured outside city center for the zoo and for Asian fusion date night = all squeaky clean streets. And I didn’t notice a single homeless person. I mean, it’s not the biggest deal, but it’s just nice to see… and smell. And NOT having to discuss ‘homelessness-in-society’ is always a welcome treat.
2. walkability, public transit; both stellar. We chose a centrally-located apartment, which is key. But more importantly we were easily able to walk from the Old Town square, over the bridge, and to the castle – no sweat. We didn’t have to mess with trying to find a cab or public transit to get through our day. Not only does that make the day more relaxing – it saves a huge amount of time. And when we did use the public transit (the tram, the bus, and the underground train) to go to the zoo and out for dinner – it was really cheap, light and clean, and very easy to navigate.
3. dining, ordering, and seating… when we did have food out with them, places were not very crowded and we were easily able to find seating. And there were plenty of familiar options for us to grab for them – Subway, KFC, McD’s. Frankly – we go around this as much as we can with the kids while traveling. I pack them hearty snacks. We let them eat fast food. And we do a lot of eating in the apartment. Mostly because we have the special problem of needing 6 seats. With Grandma and Papa – that makes 8. European restaurants, generally speaking, are small with not-always-alot-of-seating. Plus, many European restaurants have a certain timing that we find… annoying… with the children. It just takes way too long and it’s a waste of time for us. Trying to entertain our children inside a restaurant waiting for food…. just doesn’t work. We’d rather use that time doing something else. Most of the time we manage to find street food options for them to try – like the Trdelnik, the meat in the Old Town square, and gelato – in order to meet the food-culture requirement of the trip for them.
4. cheap/free activities/green space = lots. Everything we did was very inexpensive and we had a great time. Sometimes your kids don’t like something or they poop their pants and you have to leave. And in those cases, it’s a good thing you didn’t pay very much to get in. And a big green space is sometimes exactly what you (and they) need. Plus, it’s a good dose of the local culture.
5. crowd level: low and the vibe was relaxed. This is important because it becomes a safety issue… and because it’s annoying.
6. cultural experience balance: perfect. I found the city center to be very authentic in it’s shops and restaurants. It wasn’t over run with gift shops and tour companies. But it wasn’t too far out of our comfort zone either. It didn’t feel bombarded with stupid merchandise and there were zero peddlers trying to sell us mini Eiffel Towers. And the sights and cultural activities are plentiful and cheap.
7. General Safety/Crime: we never felt unsafe.
8. Smoking Culture: better than other places, but not as good as it should be.
9. cost: the most inexpensive trip we’ve had to date. Exchange rates are very friendly here.
Not only is Prague kid friendly, but it’s people-friendly.
It feels like this city was built with thought and love.
And it feels like it’s taken care of with thought and love.
You can relax.
Nothing is in your face.
It’s just there for you to enjoy.
Prague just wants you to be yourself.
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The kids all took turns running fevers before we left, the weather called for constant thunder storms. I was worried and anxious about the unknown of Prague – our most Eastern adventure yet.
But once again (despite our airport delays) I feel like the travel gods smiled upon us.
It all just sorta rolled into place.
The kids got better just in time.
The weather cleared.
And we did it.
We wanted to go to Prague and we made it happen.
And once again, I can’t really believe it.
We did it.
WE WENT TO PRAGUE.
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