KID WORDS:

Just like kings had jesters, presidents have magicians. it’s to keep them entertained – theo

mom! NO! stop using Rizz. you’re not using it right – harry and viv

stop talking to me with that voice like that. all nice and stuff its too cringe – Finn

aldi has all the fanciest stuff – theo

i’m sorry for being mad you earlier – finn, unprompted

if we both test positive, can we go home and snuggle? theo, getting tested for strep

i don’t think you know how much i love you mom, i could just cry about it. when things get rough, you help me. and you’re always so kind when other people aren’t – viv

i like hockey bc you can push people. if you do that in bball its a foul. you said when i get older i get to push people right? that’s gonna be great for me. – viv

angie’s not really like my babysitter. she’s more like my friend. my friend that drives me place – theo

i don’t want to have kids. i just want to grow up and have a dog and no job. just live with mom – viv

(listening to music from Rent) this song would make a great musical – viv

look how beautiful viv’s hair is – theo

i was helping a girl in class and started sweating – theo

why am i so naturally lazy? harry