BIRTHDAY INTERVIEWS

HARRY:

How tall are you? 6’1”

Now that you’re 14, what’s different? I have publical hair – it’s pretty gross 

What’s your favorite food? food

Who is your favorite friend? I don’t wanna say… probably Adam

If you were president and you could pick three people to be your advisors, who would they be and why? Def Adam, Scott and Jacob. Bc Adam is a loyal friend, and Scott he’s pretty logical when he needs it and Jacob is like the smartest guy I know

What makes our family amazing? I would say that we don’t fight that much. We’re quiet we’re not really loud and annoying.

Describe yourself in 5 words. Handsome but I am insecure 

What do you want to be when you grow up? NBA player

If you could set one rule for the family that we all have to follow what would it be? Umm.. ahhh… hahahaha. I don’t know! Ahh.. honestly. Go outside. Touch grass. Screen break. Every day.

What do you like best about Daddy and Mom, Finn, Theo, and Viv? 

Dad – bc he pays for everything. Mom – bc she actually takes care of us willinging. Finn- I dont have a favorite part ab Finn. I’ll say that he’s willing to play outside with me. Theo – that he always laughs at my jokes. Viv – Id say vivi… because… I dont know… I like how viv’s just unintentionally funny sometimes.

What do you think of girls? Umm… haha.. I’m attracted to them? Except for the ones that are related to me. 

If you could have a super power, what would it be? Umm I’ve always said that I want telekinesis so that I could control the basketball when I shoot.

What’s the best thing that happened to you this year? I don’t know this year hasn’t been this good – oh ya the Bahamas!

Where do you want to go on vacation or where would you live if you could pick anywhere? I wanna live in Florida. Vacation – Wyoming.

What would you do with a million dollars? Invest it, like half of it. Probably the other half i would spend on clothes and food and maybe like a decent house and a decent car.

What are you scared of? Nothing! Actually wait – I would be scared of being alone.

5 things youre thankful for? My family, my basketball skills, my opportunity to play basketball, my friends, girls hahahaha

Give me an example of a good deed. Um, helping a homeless man

Can you tell me a joke? Why can’t you have dinosaurs as a pet? Because they’re extinct. hahahaha

FINN:

How tall are you? Ahh 5’9”

Now that you’re 12, what’s different? Ahhh I’m in seventh grade and I play basketball

What’s your favorite food? Ahhhhh… sushi I guess

Who is your favorite friend? Ahhh i dont know. All of them i guess. Josh I guess.

What do you want to be when you grow up? Computer science engineer

What does daddy do at work? Dad is a ahhh CIO for a private trading company

What do you like best about Daddy and Mommy? About dad – that he plays video games with us. About mom – I don’t know you do a lot of things. I like that you’re caring. You get all the groceries.  

How strong is daddy? I think – like what part of his body? What do you mean? His arms in general? He can probably bench at least 200 around that general area. He can probably curl at least 30. He could probably squat at least 250 or almost to the 300 range, like PR 

What’s mom’s favorite thing to do? Probably be with dad 

What’s your favorite thing about Harry, Theo and Viv? About harry – is he does all the reptile stuff with us. About theo – theo just plays a lot of video games with me and his friends are weirdly nice all the time. And Vivi – is that she also plays video games with me, but that shes not that annoying any more. She’s still pretty annoying but not that annoying anymore.  

What do you think of girls? Ahhhh What kind of girls? That they’re people 

If you could have a super power, what would it be? flight

What’s the best thing that happened to you this year? Getting my computer

Where do you want to go on vacation? South africa  

Are you going to get married someday? Ya 

How do you make cookies? First you gotta get your typical ingredients like chocolate chips, baking powder, baking soda, etc and then once you get that. Oh also eggs. You first mix the flour the eggs the baking soda. Then get yourself a platter once its got its consistency and you can make little balls with them. The balls should be around 4 cm in diameter or a little under. Then you put them in the oven at 350 for 30m should be good. I don’t know

Can you tell me a joke? A polar bear walks into a bear. He asks for a rum…… and coke. The bar tender asks whats with the long pause? He answers i was born with them

THEO

How tall are you? Prolly like 4’11 maybe even 5

Now that you’re 9, what’s different? school

What’s your favorite food? Its still ribs

Who is your favorite friend? ben

What do you want to be when you grow up? Baseball player or doctor

What does daddy do at work? He works for a trading company

What do you like best about Daddy and Mommy? They make our family food probably. Best thing ab daddy is that he plays video games with us. Best thing about you are sometimes you are funny, you know? Sometimes you… like…. Can’t really describe it you know. Youre’ funny

How strong is daddy? Well hes not the strongest in the world thats one thingm, but hes not the weakest. Id say pretty strong actually

What’s mom’s favorite thing to do? Probably teach or clean

What’s your favorite thing about Finn, Harry and Viv? They like are caring and umm they love everybody in the family as much as they do another sibling. 

What do you think of girls? weird

If you could have a super power, what would it be? invisible

What’s the best thing that happened to you this year? Ben carter being in my class

Where do you want to go on vacation? Prolly florida again, prolly like miami or something like that i dunno 

Are you going to get married someday? Probably but like as a kid i dont want to, but later you wanna get married 

How do you make cookies? Isn’t like you make like dough and then you flatten it out and then you put choc chips on there and then you put in the oven for i don’t know how long then you take it back out and they’re all ready

Can you tell me a joke? I bought velcro shoes. they’re a total rip off

VIVIAN

How tall are you? Let go see! I’m four foot!

Now that you’re 8, what’s different? I like to roller blade

What’s your favorite food? Muffins, pink stuff

Who is your favorite friend? I have two – Addy and Emma

What do you want to be when you grow up? Art Teacher

What does daddy do at work? Works at DRW

What do you like best about Daddy and Mommy? Mommy – she is so kind and daddy he likes to play board games with me 

How strong is daddy? really!

What’s mom’s favorite thing to do? puzzles 

What’s your favorite thing about Finn, Theo and Harry? Ummm theo likes to play with me, i like to play basketball with harry, and finn does not like to hang out with me 

What do you think of boys? They’re stupid 

If you could have a super power, what would it be? fly

What’s the best thing that happened to you this year? Going on vacation – Florida!

Where do you want to go on vacation? I want to go to ummm… i want to go to where all those hills were and we had a cabin 

Are you going to get married someday? Probably 

How do you make cookies? You make the batter and then you put them in the oven AND dont forget the m and m’s 

Can you tell me a joke?

Ok huh haha 

Have you heard the joke about pizza?

Oh – nevermind its’ too cheesy

KID WORDS

“When Patty called to order this puzzle with my name I bet they said back to her ‘what a wonderful name’ ” Vivian

Why would mom be afraid? She has a gorgeous jacked man behind her – that’s dad. Vivian

My three favorite things 1. talking 2. watching my ipad and relaxing 3. talking – that’s me. Vivian

Now that I’m thinking about it, how much do you think the Teletubbies get paid? Theo

Everything about me is perfect. Vivian

Mom, you look like you’re in your twenties but you are almost 40. Theo

All the other moms are grumpy and ugly and you’re so pretty and happy. Vivian

I don’t use creams or lotions or anything and look at me! I’m perfect. Vivian

Third day in a row at the beach, 4pm “hey it’s time to go”

Them ” Already?!”

Did you have cookies when you were little

yes

oh well i didn’t know if you had stoves… thought maybe you were cooking over fires and stuff

theo

‘Theo kicked someone in school for stealing’

“understandable” Finn

‘did you pack for the trip?’

‘yes, i packed a bunch of scrunchies and some of my bunnies’ vivian

Look how precious my toes are. Nobody else has toes like me. They are like little queens. vivian

me wanting to leave the playground

‘we are leaving’

‘we just need to measure the depth of the slide real quick’

‘why would you need to do that?’

‘why wouldn’t we need to do that?’ Finn

‘mom can you play Spice girls. the boys are gone, we need to get serious’ vivian